drunken cheesecake

The act of saving bodily fluid secreted during sexual intercourse from multiple partners for later consumption in a baked good, usually served to an ex in the form of a cheesecake.

“Man Tiffany keeps telling people we’re exclusive, when we haven’t even been on a date in 2 years; I’ll have to give her a drunken cheesecake from my weekend in Vegas.”

by AdvanceAutomobiles December 31, 2018

New Jersey Cheesecake

Noun describing the fetish of having feces rubbed on your face with male semen on top.

Last night we had the most intimate moment that ended with a New Jersey cheesecake.

by DirtyJersey7689 February 23, 2023

off your cheesecake

Unloading an unfathomable fetish for cheesecakes, typically when engaging in celebratory activities.
The word is stemmed from the phrase "✰♡✰ onii-chan please add creamcheese to my cherry cake! daisuki onii-chan✰♡✰!"

"Dude look! They are pretty deep... like how far are you bending over"
"Naw dude, thats too sus. Itll be hard for me to jack off your cheesecake!"

by duckduckduckyduck June 1, 2022

arkansas cheesecake

When you ejaculate inside a person, and then let it drip out to top a cheesecake. Then serve the cheesecake to someone on their birthday

Jo got an Arkansas cheesecake for her 30th birthday

by 417smokey May 23, 2023

Cheesecake Toothbrush

Word used to describe the inside of a bachelor pad bathroom cabinet/sink that has been left uncleaned for a lengthy amount of time, causing the buildup of toothpaste/hair/shaving cream to be everywhere around and possibly on toothbrushes in this area. This combination, when left untouched for any long length of time can become the consistiency of cheesecake.

Carly: "Oh my god my boyfriend's sink was so cheesecake toothbrush this morning it made me puke"
Sarah: "You might have to rent him a pressure washer to clean it all out"

by coldapache February 24, 2012

Cincinnati cheesecake

This is where the female takes pancake mix and pours it over and inside of her vagina and over her anus and butt while the man sticks his penis in a tub of cream cheese when he ejaculates the hot juices fill up both areas of the female while he slides his juices and the cream cheese inside of her

James wanted to get charlotte a rose for their date but she asked for a Cincinnati cheesecake instead

by Peelerway2021 May 11, 2021

Cheesecake

A giant dumpy possessed by a man

“Dang - he’s got that cheesecake.”

“Yeah you can tell he hits glutes”

by cdr30721 May 31, 2024