Paklinian advisors that have self –indulged titles such as “Visionary” and “Expert” that suggest technology solutions because they are cheap to gullible businesses.
“Marshall left a lethargic legacy as a CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solutions in his last position as CTO
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You can’t expect something awesome from zero effort
Deanne didn’t get the job at Marchesa , she was on time but she was wearing crocs

“What do you expect De, you can’t eat cheap and poop fancy “ - Shannon

DeAnne - *moons everyone tearfully*
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A saying originating in New Zealand.
You would say it when someone or something is disorganized.
It references how cheap biscuit (Cookie) mixes can be messy and difficult to use.
Situation1:

Person1: "Josh forgot to bring his laptop again!"

Person2: "He's all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix"

Situation2:

Person1: "This office is all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix!"
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Bob: "Man, I was all over you like a cheap suit last night."
George: "Ya"
by goatzrcool November 14, 2013
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Stephanesian Cheap Date

The bewildering and paradoxical experience when your fetching date impresses you with his/her sophisticated choice and knowledge of one thing, but then astounds you with a diametrically opposite lack of taste and knowledge in something else - often related to first.
Jennifer: "Hey Gerrard, how was that date you went on last night?"
Gerrard: "Urgh...it was the ultimate Stephanesian Cheap Date. She knew the difference between Argentine and French Malbec, but wanted it with Big Mac from the drive-through!"
by Tangerine Peel August 26, 2018
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cheap and tucky

poor of value (not only in terms of money) and with a very bad taste.
often reported to things, people or actions considered chic from themself and that they exactly result instead the contrary one
Some outfit of the Oscar event look cheap and tucky
by Nerkio January 16, 2017
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cheap thief

One who Commits a felony in order to steal unvaluables.
The cheap thief commited a robbery but only made off with 50 dollars in change.
by DA price is right October 29, 2010
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