CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solution

Paklinian advisors that have self –indulged titles such as “Visionary” and “Expert” that suggest technology solutions because they are cheap to gullible businesses.

“Marshall left a lethargic legacy as a CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solutions in his last position as CTO”

by Ms. Cunning Runt July 19, 2011

You can’t eat cheap and poop fancy

You can’t expect something awesome from zero effort

Deanne didn’t get the job at Marchesa , she was on time but she was wearing crocs

“What do you expect De, you can’t eat cheap and poop fancy “ - Shannon

DeAnne - *moons everyone tearfully*

by OhmygodShannonDawn August 14, 2021

All over the place like a cheap biscuit mix

A saying originating in New Zealand.
You would say it when someone or something is disorganized.
It references how cheap biscuit (Cookie) mixes can be messy and difficult to use.

Situation1:

Person1: "Josh forgot to bring his laptop again!"

Person2: "He's all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix"

Situation2:

Person1: "This office is all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix!"

by NBA Spinna August 16, 2021

all over you like a cheap suit

Ya

Bob: "Man, I was all over you like a cheap suit last night."
George: "Ya"

by goatzrcool November 13, 2013

bonkers cheap

An item so inexpensive that it defies belief. Usually used in amazement.

Those all-you-can-eat wings were bonkers cheap. But not necessarily bonkers good.

by WerdOfTheDay May 19, 2016

Cheap Fake

Any unedited video of Joe Biden's cognitive decline that the Biden administration does not want the public to see

Biden's press secretary recently labeled Fox New's use of a video of Biden fumbling yet another speach as "a Cheap Fake". She claimed that the video was "taken out of context" and used in a way to "mislead the public about Biden's cognition" even though the video clearly shows Biden's continued mental stuggles.

by BlufftonTiger June 19, 2024

Stephanesian Cheap Date

The bewildering and paradoxical experience when your fetching date impresses you with his/her sophisticated choice and knowledge of one thing, but then astounds you with a diametrically opposite lack of taste and knowledge in something else - often related to first.

Jennifer: "Hey Gerrard, how was that date you went on last night?"
Gerrard: "Urgh...it was the ultimate Stephanesian Cheap Date. She knew the difference between Argentine and French Malbec, but wanted it with Big Mac from the drive-through!"

by Tangerine Peel August 26, 2018