Cats

While they lack the zealous (and at times, excessive) loyalty of dogs, cats offer a valid form of companionship. In addition, they are useful for hunting unwanted pests and vermin, being quieter and not smelling as bad as their canine counterparts.

Cats are great fucking animals and anyone who hates them can cut off their own testicles with a kitchen knife and bleed to death.

by Arthur Van Graff February 9, 2018

Cats

A very polite and/or sarcastic evil mastermind.

"How are you gentlemen?" (talking to people who's ship he has sabotaged with explosives)

"you have no chance to survive make your time" (Informing his victims that they have little chance of survial)

by 1337 November 6, 2003

Cats

1. That guy who took all of our base
2. The funniest animal on earth. Next to the platypus.

1. Take off every zig.
2. The cats all jumped when the flashlight moved.

by Philip George December 28, 2005

CATS

Noun:

1. /kãts/ Plural form of cat

2a. /kãts/ Someone who all our base are belong to
2b. /kãts/ The person who set up us the bomb
2c. /kãts/ A evil character in Zero Wing

1. There are many cats in the house.

2. CATS: Hello gentlemen, all your base are belong to us.

by Kris18 August 31, 2008

cat

a fat thing that has no intention of moving

my cat has been there for 3 days. -.-

by moo ima pig May 26, 2008

Cats

They rule the internet

Look at the funny piano cats

by 1polik1 January 14, 2020

Catful

Someone who is simply cat-like - an adjective.

He is very catful today.

by iCatful December 4, 2010