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Cosmicfreddie

The best Freddie Mercury stan account out there. July 30th is Cosmicfreddies national day. Known for her amazing tweets. Skia is her number one ran
Cosmicfreddie? Ken! I know her, she’s my favourite Freddie Mercury Stan account!
by Skiamercury July 30, 2019
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Cosmic Connection

We all used to have a cosmic connection.

Whether we understood the movement of the sun, cosmic events, or the changing night sky or not, we had a cosmic connection.

Around 13,000 years ago, after a number of impact events, the sky turned black, the sun, the moon and the stars disappeared from the sky. Our cosmic connection was lost. When the dust settled, and left a black mat soil layer now deep in the ground, the cosmic connection was regained and these events were later recorded on pillar 43 at Göbekli Tepe.

Our ancestors celebrated the winter solstice – the symbolic death and rebirth of the sun. We built monuments perfectly aligned to welcome the winter solstice sunrise (Brú na Bóinne) and sunset (Stonehenge). Our ancestors celebrated their cosmic connection.

Unfortunately, most people have lost their cosmic connection replaced by creative divergence. Creative divergence is a symptom of mind control and insectualization.
Rather than celebrate the winter solstice, we celebrate with an overweight alcoholic bearded man in a red costume who comes down a non-existent chimney with imaginary reindeer and elves who is the frontman of an exercise in mind control to make us spend money on throw away plastic things made by people on slave wages, paid for on credit with money we don’t have, to put us in debt to banks who own everything and control us in every way conceivable. This is an example of creative divergence.

Any sign of cosmic connection has been entirely lost again.
by Option 22 December 6, 2019
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carmiceal

Carmiceal is a sweet majestic person but when he is angry he can be abusive or mean.They are fighters you cant say they don't bite because they do.If you were or do date him you know that he will give you what you want whenever you ask and wont even care what he loses.He thinks he is rich but just spoiled.He is not the brightest light bulb but he cares he does not look very good but if you date him you wont mind.
Your just like carmiceal
by The guro for your personality October 31, 2019
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cosmic clearance

The cosmic clearance was above what any President had due to public records law.
by Coop Dupe January 13, 2020
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cosmic chicken fuck

Where you have a threesome and you put a cosmic brownie in the girls pussy and shove it in with your cock while the other person feeds you chicken tenders.
Oh did you hear Jacob got a cosmic chicken fuck in with Alexa and Ashely?
by C-dogTheSlime March 10, 2020
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cosmic

they’re one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet and speak to. they’re so caring they’ll put their needs before their own. one of the bestest people i’ve met. they’re one of the most strongest people i’ve met.
alyssa: wow they’re so nice!
leah: theyre defo called cosmic
by iloveksi May 6, 2020
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Cosmic Fart

A fart which would start off the multiverse by creating multiple big bangs throughout space itself and If one happens it proceeds to break space time itself until it crashes the simulation without us knowing.
Friend: Hey, you notice the Cosmic fart either God ate nasty Taco Bell or Jesus did.

Friend 2: You nasty bitch stfu. You believe in the crap naw it’s all a simulati——-
by Crack Head May 23, 2020
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