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Lung Cancer

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make.
Person: *Opens na noor* do you have lung cancer?
Walter: My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make.
by Fortnite Rule 34 June 8, 2023
mugGet the Lung Cancermug.

Cancer crystals

White sugar; can be applied to salt, brown sugar, sweetener, but most usually to white sugar, on the basis that "everything" - sugar, sweetener, coffee, red meat, water, oxygen and light will cause cancer (eventually).

Taking all available information into account, the only way to avoid dying of cancer is to forswear all food and drink, and shut yourself in an airtight lead box. You won't die of cancer. You will still die, and quite quickly, but it won't be of cancer.
"Coffee's done. Milk and sugar ?"

"No milk, but gimme two spoons of cancer crystals".
by eighth of seven February 6, 2010
mugGet the Cancer crystalsmug.

Cancer dancer

A kid that does fortnite dances in public
Boy: look at that cancerous kid doing fortnite in public
Girl: I'd call that a cancer dancer
by cancer dancer January 9, 2019
mugGet the Cancer dancermug.

Cancer mouse

usually Chinese usually retarded can be found in the depths of discord fail-trolling in broken english
by puritard November 5, 2018
mugGet the Cancer mousemug.

ChokeOut Cancer

ChokeOut Cancer in a Non-Profit Organization dedicated to the fight against Cancer. Who better to fight Cancer than top MMA Athletes from around the world. www.facebook.com/chokeoutcancer
www.youtube.com/chokeouttv
www.twitter.com/chokeoutcancer
www.aboutme.com/chokeoutcancer
Join us in the fight to ChokeOut Cancer.
by Youssefpour November 20, 2011
mugGet the ChokeOut Cancermug.

Cancer Enhancer

a machine found in most doctor offices that blasts a concentrated beam of high power X-ray radiation at you for a solid ten minutes giving you cancer.
patient: hey doc can I take a trip to the cancer enhancer?
doctor: alright man, what type of cancer do you want?
by Romanfowl September 1, 2020
mugGet the Cancer Enhancermug.

Skanky Cancer

skanky cancer is a type of cancer caused by getting around too often
Kylie O has skanky cancer from the party the other night
by Hottub169 April 29, 2019
mugGet the Skanky Cancermug.

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