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Canada's History

Similar in nature to its neighbor's Alaskan Snow Dragon. The male, wearing moose horns, covers the the female in maple syrup while she performs oral sex on him. After he ejaculates, he clamps her mouth shut and tells her the Canucks have won the Stanley Cup. In her excitement she will shoot the semen out of her nose.
Brad performed Canada's History with Jane last night.
by Class-o-potamus1234 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The Act of a 5 man anal sex line that ends ejaculating into a moose's anus all while singing "o canada"
Colbert (ie Canada's history)
by Cubs fan12313 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act which American's don't know much about. It most often involves a bunch of pussies that nobody cares about. It used to be referred to as "the beaver."
-"Did they just perform Canada's History?"

-"I really don't give a shit."
by CanadianBeggin' February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act originating from Canada in which it involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup. The details are unknown. First mentioned in America by Stephen Colbert on his show the Colbert Report.
"Hey babe! Wanna do Canada's History?"

"Hell yeah"
by Terrence Doghead February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A depraved sex act including, but not exclusively, double-vaginal penetration, double-anal penetration, small furry animals that have been shaved and greased, and lubrication made out of expired milk.
That girl and I studied "Canada's History" last night with some guys from the hockey team, ey.
by just.jb February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

"Canada's History" is a euphemism for an aberrant sexual ritual wherein several males clad only in bear-skin loins douse themselves in syrup and perform unspeakable sex acts upon a single unsuspecting trout. Also known as "The Maple Leaf Rag," and "The Canadian Tapioca Cod Sandwich." The practice is particularly common in isolated Canadian logging camps.
Did you hear the trout are in spawning season? What say you me and some other hosers head up to Yellowknife for some hot slippery Canada's History.
by deeznuggets65 February 4, 2010
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