Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.
"I cannot pay you online."
"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."
"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"
"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"
"No, that was it, thank you."
"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."
"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"
"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"
"No, that was it, thank you."
by jillmcpail June 8, 2022

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 22, 2025

by That fruity dumb frog September 30, 2022

How someone below the legal drinking age would ask an older person to buy them alcohol. Slang.
Came from saying “can you run to the liquor store for me”
Came from saying “can you run to the liquor store for me”
by NSvero August 21, 2022

by Brenster26 March 8, 2020

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by i w a n t t o d i e December 13, 2017

by bismuthdistrict January 14, 2024
