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Oh You Can Just

Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.
"I cannot pay you online."

"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."

"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"

"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"

"No, that was it, thank you."
by jillmcpail June 8, 2022
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time is a thing you can

Put on the wall Or were it on your wrist the past is fare behind us the future doesn’t exist
What’s the time
It’s a quarter to nine
Time to have a bath
Time is a thing you can
by That fruity dumb frog September 30, 2022
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can you get me a run

How someone below the legal drinking age would ask an older person to buy them alcohol. Slang.

Came from saying “can you run to the liquor store for me”
Hey big bro, can you get me a run for this weekend?
by NSvero August 21, 2022
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A new phrase, created in 2020 by BP.

A - Ass
B - Butt
C - Cock
D- Dick
Person: You're an asshole!
Person 2: Well, you can suck my A, B, C, and D!
by Brenster26 March 8, 2020
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you can tell us anything

Something a parent says to coax you into admitting something.
Parents: You can tell us anything.
Child: I’m trans.
Parents: We’re disowning you.
by bismuthdistrict January 14, 2024
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