coming off a turd

A special category of farts. These babies pack a punch and can clear a room.

Caused by not having had a bowel movement and the farts get that extra smelly boost from the deuce on deck.

I hate when someone drops ass in the subway.

I know. Especially one "coming off a turd"

by Cosmo88 November 17, 2017

Coming different

To look better than you usually do

Ooh my sis is coming different😍

by Starlight221 November 25, 2018

camping in alaska

Smoking benadryl out of a taki

“smoke benadryl out the taki bro it’s called camping in alaska”

by twainthpotting November 4, 2020

Camping buddy

When you ask your friend if they were to go camping and woke up with a sore butt, would they tell anyone?

If they respond with a ‘hell no,’

you then ask if they want to go camping

Josh told me that he wouldn’t tell anyone if when camping he woke up with a sore ass. That means I found a new camping buddy!

by Hello liberty July 2, 2022

Cabingan

Muntinlupa slang for bro, Originated from our Most Prized and Most handsome President of 2022 Jaime Cabingan.

Tanginamo jaime cabingan umayos ka

pa tarp naba natin yan cabingan?

by wthBad August 31, 2022

coming out

when somebody of not straight sexual orientation reveals it to a person close to then

lesbian coming out

lesbian girl:hey dad? i'm lesbian
dad:what does that mean, lisa?
lisa:i like girls, dad
dad:holy shit, me too

by Duriaes January 25, 2023

Harold Camping

Infamous con man who obtained 100m in assets from scamming anyone foolish enough to believe him by claiming the rapture was near.

Harold Camping: The world is going to end tomorrow on May 21st.

Guy: Just like you said it was gonna end in 1994?

Harold Camping: No, that was a miscalculation.

The next day...

Guy: What do you have to say now?

Harold Camping: It was a spiritual awakeness rapture the real one is in October.

Guy: You slimy bastard.

by gooblyooglydie December 26, 2011