Cal

sexiest man alive, massive horse dong and is a lady’s man

Girl: hey what’s your name
Cal: Cal
Girl: woah i wanna have babies with you

by FatherCal June 24, 2020

Cal-esque

(adj.) When someone is behaving in an overly eccentric, energetic, and unhinged manner to the point you start questioning if the person needs help

You need to stop being so cal-esque and calm down

by Erenmojo January 27, 2022

Cal Fresh

When someone from Cali is EBT ballin. Gots more stamps then they know what to do with.

Hey... you think Cal Fresh can cater my quince ?

by Likalotapus October 7, 2020