cake

A woman wearing a lot of makeup to cover up the fact that she isn't a looker.

"Hey, dude. Look at that hottie."
"Oh come on, man, she's a total cake. She probably looks like shit underneath all that."

by Terror1T October 2, 2017

cake

slang for money usually used in high school

yo are you caken today?

by answers September 19, 2007

caking

goofing off, being silly, klutzy, messing up. Stems from common stereotype in pop culture of people failing at baking cakes, falling into them and destroying them, and/or cake ending up in the wrong person's face in silly food fights.

"If Jimmy and Mark hadn't been caking around the whole time we might have actually gotten something done."

by quinnrachet July 17, 2011

Caked

Caked: Adjective

To describe someone who is unattractive or ugly.

She's so caked, man

by okden March 15, 2009

cake

slang term for money

I got to go to work and make that cake.

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

cake

-a mixture of flour, sugar, butter, eggs, milk, baking powder, and a diploma/degree/certificate of some sort. That houses the degree in order to prove it means nothing.

-Kanye West received an Honorary Doctorate from The School of The Art Institute and baked that sucker into a cake.

by lil'_Jimmy March 27, 2015

cake

Cake means average. As in, "Not very impressive," but rather rubbish.
Its is a negatively descriptive word.

Your track time was cake. You took far too long to complete the circuit

by colloquialismisjustmything November 30, 2016