CWATOFWTUS

Casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes

We are CWATOFWTUS I spose its easier to say FWB

by shamtexter June 17, 2011

CWATL

A bitter-sweet laugh of approval and(or) disapproval.

Coughing while attempting to laugh (Laughter-induced asthma, you're killing me)
Coughing wins against tortured laughter (This loogie tastes better than your joke)
Coughing whelms all tempting laughter (I really want to but I'm just not healthy enough for jovial activity)

Lamer: LOL your sister is such a nerd last week she fell over her tray smearing ketchup an soda all over

Dude: CWATL so did you catch the game last night?

Lamer: I CWATLd a loogie in my cereal jus reminiscing about that fumbler QB.

Dude: LOLz

by Cloudz27 December 18, 2011

cwtw

noun: acronym: can’t wait to watch. An informal way to say you can’t wait to watch a rad new show on internet streaming.

Sam: “The monster trucks on that show are totally jacked!”
Alan: “Yeah, cwtw.”

by EJamiFan12345 December 4, 2014

cweebo

A homophobic homosexual. A very confused person that hides his sexuality with humor

That guy is obviously a cweebo

by Singles July 25, 2015

cwtd

can't wait to die

today sucks, cwtd.

by aaaaaaaabbbbbbcccccc July 29, 2018

cwunt

A situation when an entitled person (usually female) is denied something by authority...”i can’t let you thru this door”.
She tries whining, flirting, bitching. Authority now can’t and won’t let this cunt thru the door.

Combination of can’t, won’t, and cunt.

The bouncer had at least three cwunt encounters last night.

by Dr Boobs November 28, 2018

Cwomp

Absolutely anything. It can be a insult, it can be a compliment, it can be a name. Anything.

“You are so cwomp when you make memes. :D”
“Eat crap you cwomp!”

by CwompCeo January 10, 2019