Craptop

A mobile device (typically laptop or netbook) used while poopsurfing.

I have engaged the craptop, let the poopsurfing begin!

by Futile Cause May 28, 2010

Craptop

A MacBook ... or something that boots into Windows.

Honey ... my condolences to Steve Jobs, but your craptop MacBook still can't run RTCW from 2001!

by Der Gelb Baron October 13, 2011

craptacular

craptacular. adj. 1. an extremely sarcastic description of an undesireable object, state, or predicament.

Origin: combination of the words crap and spectacular to form a one-word cynical remark.

Life in Minneapolis in the 70's was crapacular.

by Orius September 3, 2002

craptomaniac

Person who steals turds and collects them

"My dog's turd is missing. I think Jenny is a craptomaniac"

by Jamie Sommers July 23, 2004

cripts

a fuckin dangerous group of girls

by Anonymous September 7, 2003

crapton

A large amount of work units being returned after a long period of waiting.

21:16 <@MacG> wohoo! I just reported a crapton of work units!

by Tim Bowers October 4, 2004

craptastic

It's for when something is so awesome that its crappy. Or it can be used to make the best out of a bad situation.

I just got my test back, its craptastic!!! All F's yay!!

by SOmE rAnDoM pErSoN January 25, 2005