Anti-Cousin

A cousin who exhibits antisocial behavior.

Our parents might be siblings, but he is the Anti-Cousin.

by MagnusPie November 23, 2014

Kyle’s Cousin

Kyles homie, friend, associate, partner, sex slave

Don’t worry we have Kyle’s Cousin to help buy monster

by JSYFMAPOS April 18, 2020

Country Cousin

A distant cousin or relative with an unsophisticated backwoods and sometime incestual outlook on life. Typically acostumed to spending more time socializing with livestock than people and their social skills are indicative of this.

Britney Lane is my country cousin she keeps a rooster in the house because she refuses to buy an alarm clock.

by 🤔🧐🤣😂 September 20, 2019

Cousin dupree

Someone male soliciting incestual. Illicit sex with a relative. The term comes from an old steely dan song of. The same name. The chorus/refrain in the song is: "how about a kiss from your cousin dupree?"

Lisa:I'm not going to my family reunion this year. Beds:why not? Lisa: cousin dupree!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

cousin

Anyone who isn't related to you, but you want to claim they are to get them a discount that only works for family.

At AMC Theaters, so many of the employees kept saying that they were bringing their "cousin" when it clearly was just a friend to get the "free tickets for family" so they said "no cousins" in the policy.

by Downvoting Victim November 5, 2012

Eskimo Cousins

When two bros have both received oral sex from the same girl.

"I got a blow job from Kelly once."

"I got a blow job from Kelly too!"

"Bro, we're Eskimo Cousins!!"

by McApplejuiceBox February 3, 2013

cousin-boy

A playful way to refer to somone who you're somewhat close with. Most of the time it's used at the end of a sentence.

Person A: Hey, can I borrow $5?
Person B: Alright, but I better have my money back tomorrow, cousin-boy.
Person A: No problem.

by qdmasta August 17, 2004