Cougar Nuts

one who is ancient and sneaks about preying on much younger musicians.

Get that cougar nuts out of here!

Skeet: Where's cougar nuts?

Ron: She's giving our guitarist a Cleveland Steamer.

by Saggs the boobs August 24, 2009

Cougar Horse

A old cougar who is also a whore or hore

That old lady is sucha Cougar Horse!

by Tgangstermoney September 15, 2011

cougar

A cougar is an older, experienced woman who has maintained her sex appeal through the years. (She may or may not have children.) A cougar is typically in her 30s or 40s. Some women maintain their cougar name well into their 50s, but this is a rare occurrence. Because the cougar is wise enough to appreciate the power of the pussy but is still attractive, she has the ability to mate with much younger men. She earns the name cougar because of her similarity to her animal counterpart, who is a capable, solitary stalk-and-ambush predator.

Do not confuse the cougar with the golddigger, who uses men for money or other monetary gifts. The cougar is also not to be confused with the sugar mamma, who usually pays a younger man’s bills in exchange for sex. A cougar does not pounce on her prey for money or status but purely for her own personal enjoyment.

The existence of the website cougarlife.com is humorous because cougars have no need for the aid of modern technology, on account of the fact that, by their nature, most men are sluts.

Stifler's mom from the film American Pie is a cougar.

by Mary0420 October 16, 2011

Cougar

Coo-gher. An older woman who's primary interest lies in bedding younger men. Often, but not necessarily, with money; cougars are the more aggressive variety of the commonly used term: milf.

I think that cougar just grabbed my ass!

by SEIndustrial May 30, 2006

Cougar

A woman who is 35+, sexually cunning, that prefers to hunt rather than be hunted.

There seems to be a lot of Cougars stalking prey at the beach today.

by Cougar bait April 9, 2006

cougar

An older woman trying way too hard to look young. Usually heavy makeup and way too tan, sometimes orange. Generally has leathery, smoking damaged skin, short skirt, and may have obvious breast implants.

See any big city bar scene.

by Guy Incognito January 29, 2005

corn cougar

- noun, plural -gars, (especially collectively), -gar

1. The single most terrifying creature ever to exist.

2.Created in a Iowa State University laboratory, bio engineered to depopulate deer from corn fields, the corn cougar has been the cause of several children's death since being released into the wild.

3. A sexually active (50-63 year old) woman who stalks the rows in search of youthful field workers.

News anchor: We'll take you to Ottumwa, Iowa now, where a corn cougar carrying around the intestines of a 5-year-old Ottumwan girl was shot dead in a field this afternoon. We go to Tom for more. Tom?

Tom: This is no aroused housewife with a sweat fetish, folks. The beast of all beasts has struck again.

Gardangit, all this corn pluckin' makes me horny. You seen any corn cougars aroun' here, Chuck?

by Clarken March 12, 2011