by Jfalix287 December 8, 2020
Get the Southern Comfortmug. a passive-aggressive tactic where someone claims to be uncomfortable to force circumstances to change
They complained to HR, but got called out for utilizing weaponized comfortability to get the other employees in unnecessary trouble.
by TheTallestPsychonaut June 5, 2025
Get the weaponized comfortabilitymug. Verb, noun
Having sexual relations with (to fuck/bang/slam/ejaculate and evacuate) one’s cousin.
Noun
The taste of the south in your mouth.
Noun
Egg nog.
Having sexual relations with (to fuck/bang/slam/ejaculate and evacuate) one’s cousin.
Noun
The taste of the south in your mouth.
Noun
Egg nog.
1. Dude i’m having southern comfort tonight its gonna be great.
2. I love drinking southern comfort, bruh nasty, no not that kind.
3. It tasted like southern comfort.
2. I love drinking southern comfort, bruh nasty, no not that kind.
3. It tasted like southern comfort.
by Allen Akbar December 8, 2020
Get the Southern comfortmug. by Acerpacer May 8, 2015
Get the Comfort Wanketmug. Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!
Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".
Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.
A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".
Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.
A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!
John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
by CyberNixon February 26, 2011
Get the Comfort Wavesmug. by justphuckoff October 23, 2019
Get the Shitty City Comfortmug. Something that brings you comfort and you have NO IDEA why it does. This can be due to something about said thing, appearance, themes, demeanor, ect.
I1 Temporary bliss state from Everywhere at the End of Time is a fuckass comfort because dementia scares me.
by corvus x3 September 13, 2025
Get the fuckass comfortmug.