Dave Chappelle

funny comedian who has his own show on comedy central

There's a new joke going around. What did the five fingers say to the face?-SLAP!

by jamescox March 14, 2004

dave chappelle

The King of Comedy. He likes chicken, too!

Dave Chappelle - F*ck Aston Kutcher!

WTF IS JUICE?!?!

Dave Chappelle's dick has more talent than Dane Cook.

by metallkidd93 February 23, 2008

Clapped

When someone gets their cheeks clapped or life treats them poorly.

"Oh dude you just got clapped!"

by sistershook123 March 30, 2019

sex clapping

WHEN TWO BODIES DURING ROUGH SEX IS MAKING A CLAPPING NOISE.

ME- " SEX CLAPPING?"
HIM "YEAH, IT HAPPENS WHEN TWO PEOPLE ARE DOING IT REALLY ROUGH..YOU'LL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROUGH SEX AND LOVE MAKING BECAUSE LOVE MAKING SOUNDS LIKE SAND PAPER !

by PTHEVEN January 3, 2015

Booty clapper

When the body has been shot, it starts to shake.

“ Chopper hit him and he turned into a booty clapper ... “

by Kissygotwayss May 25, 2022

chapped penis

This is a condition whereby the penis become dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture due to having too much sexy time outdoors during the cold winter months.

Dave: Hey, Steve. I heard you had intercourse with Tracy yesterday in the park. I bet that was super!
Steve: Yes, it was A-OK ... until I woke up today with a chapped penis.

by Craig McJohnstone January 28, 2009

Clapped

Word used in NYC for getting high or stoned
When you smoke too much weed

Marcus: I'm having dinner with my parents do you wanna come?
Darius: Nah man, I too fucking clapped for that shit
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Lizzy: 4/20 is next week I'm finna get hella clapped

by kushklub April 5, 2019