Cream cake poisoning 

Flipped. Bat shit loco. Coined by Dave Lister In the UK Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf episode "Bodyswap" after Rimmer makes off with Lister's body. Being a hologram, Rimmer had not been able to eat real food since dying and went overboard.

Food included cream cakes when "doing a runner" in Starbug and tried to bluff shooting himself to prevent Lister reclaiming his body.

Term used when somebody has gone nuts, and it can only be attributed to going as to be poisoned by cream cakes.

Rimmer: Leave me alone or you-know-what happens.
Cat: He's bluffing.
Rimmer: I'm not bluffing.
Lister: I think he means it, man. He's flipped. It must be cream cake poisoning!

In everyday use:-

Guy 1: Did you see Fred the other day? I think he's gone nuts!
Guy 2: Must have cream cake poisoning.

Cream cake poisoning by LoneDragoon90 November 15, 2009

pony cake 

A pony cake is a word or phrase which in the context may be conceived by the receiver as having a double meaning with sinister or obscene content or connotations, but really wasn't meant to by the person speaking the word. This is regardless of whether the word or phrase actually may have such a double meaning.

(E1) I thought he was trying to be nasty, but that was a pony cake.

(E2) When he asked for the rusty trombone, my mind was pony caking around to figure it out. It turned out he just meant the actual brass instrument.

pony cake by ConyPake July 6, 2010

diet cake

person with little to no booty

Person 1: do you want some cake?
Person 2: no I'm on a diet

Person 1: you sure?
Person 2: okay just give me a very little piece

Dude 1: ooo look at that cake on her
Dude 2: I don't see nothing man

Dude 1: it's right there
Dude 2: oohh she got that diet cake

Person 1: do you want some cake?
Person 2: no I'm on a diet

Person 1: you sure?
Person 2: okay just give me a very little piece

Dude 1: ooo look at that cake on her
Dude 2: I don't see nothing man

Dude 1: it's right there
Dude 2: oohh she got that diet cake

diet cake by Janemba April 26, 2015

Fridge Cake 

A person who is cold and mediocre and probably has a stale and subpar personality

My Prof sent me another rude email. What a fucking fridge cake!!

Someone refrigerated my birthday cake!! WHATTA FRIDGE CAKE. FUCKIN RUDE

Fridge Cake by FridgeCake69 April 16, 2017

cracked cake 

a poop so hard that it cracks

yo kyle, i shit out a cracked cake this morning

cracked cake by dyl_thiccle May 18, 2019

confetti cum cake

When you go to a little kids birthday party and cum in his or hers

cake

That kids getting a confetti cum cake this year.

confetti cum cake by slapyodaddy February 21, 2018

Puss cake

Term used by Clint Eastwood in the movie "Gran Torino", meaning a sweet "pussy". In other words, It means that you are a sweet faggot.

Kid: I can't ask her out..I'm too scared
Clint E: Well sit here on your ass then Puss cake.

Puss cake by NoAssClownEss February 17, 2009