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Get the Caden mug.Caden is the type of person who doesn't understand how to communicate with other people and he doesn't have a relationship with either of his parents. He jumps from place to place with no real home. He thinks that diarrhea sounds are the funniest thing ever. He has a weird valley girl drawl to his voice. They're also part non beanery. SLAY THEY!!!!! anyways, the queer is definitely an interesting something. I guess. A bit ugly but those that enjoy mcdonalds will like them I think. FULL of gas and poop pretty often. Can be funny too depending on your... type. A very loud laugh and will laugh at anything. He also plays fortnite a lot and when we talk to it it will just sometimes not even listen to us and then eventually fall asleep.
"Caden is asleep again."
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"Caden, are you listening? Hello? HELLLOOOOO?"
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by anonymous January 12, 2024
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by anonymous January 6, 2021
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