Butthole Shuffle

The act of "taking care" of an itch in or around your butthole by shuffeling back and forth in something such as a chair.

I didnt want to obviously itch my butt in class so i did the butthole shuffle on the chair.

by Sworzy October 25, 2009

Butthole Spaceman

A gay astronaut.

Synomyn: Ass-tronaut

This song is sounds totally butthole spaceman!

by TAINT BOT May 1, 2010

butthole academy

the act of one man tagging 5 or more buttholes with his wiener

guy 1- dude how many is that now?

guy2- 5 buttholes

guy1- dude your part of the butthole academy now!

by Half a slap September 29, 2011

Butthole

When someone is being annoying as fuck

Son: Mom can I go to my friends house

Mom: No
Son: Why
Mom: Because I said so
Son: Ugh why are you such a butthole

by davesheldon October 10, 2015

Sunday butthole

proper noun \ˈsən-(ˌ)dā, -dē ˈbət ˈhōl\

1. The state of a gay man's anus and lower digestive tract after a rough Saturday night of drinking and bottoming during sex--often accompanied by prideful complaining, awkward wobbles, and supportive friendship

2. An event or occurrence that is celebrated despite accompanied pain or discomfort

3. A person who you love although frequently pretend to hate but are, in fact, incredibly happy with

1.

B: How was your night?
E: Ugh.
B: Bad? Or Sunday butthole?
E: (smiles)
Both: Jeah! (high five)

2.

S: I'm ready to graduate although I will always look back on my time here as I would a Sunday butthole

3. I love Max, in a Sunday butthole sort of way

by Femme Fullgarverbo August 9, 2012

Munching butthole

This means that you smell really bad or have stanky breath!

Rowin "Hey how are you?"

Bailey " OMG you munching butthole, get away you smell like s***!!"

by Ling ling 2013 September 7, 2013

Captain Butthole

A person who is being really annoying.

Just call someone "Captain Butthole" the same way you would call them "Turd Pants" or "Butt Licker" or "Ass Wipe".

by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013