Hannah Butcher

A girl that stinks beyond belief. She is super adorable, cute and friendly but damn! This girl needs to shower.

"I need some deodorant, I'm starting to smell like Hannah Butcher"

by EmEn July 19, 2016

Stuart butchers

A nob gobbling cock swabbler! A man who can fit more cocks in his mouth than all pornstars combined! An arsehole like the channel tunnel and a throat to match!

Fuck me Stuart butchers is a stinker nob gobbling cock swabbler!

Stuart Butchers fucks slot of men

by The conch shell November 23, 2018

The Butchers

A group of misfits who cry over the smallest things and, suck each others arse hair. They are often racist and very delusional. Act hard. Never get into fights. Proper sly ones.

Look at them The butchers over there. Dirty fuckers they are.

by Didn’t ask June 8, 2020

Nathan Butcher

Nathan Butcher a late ascendent of Micheal Butcher is a gang of gay over sexualised rapist who love the taste of cream men’s arse wholes

When you see a Nathan butcher , who you gonna call , ghost busters

by Crazydave123 June 8, 2020

Alex Butcher

A genuine, but sometimes secretive friend. He is logically oriented and a cunning planner. Although he can easily attain a partner, he usually tends to be a lone wolf because he doesn't believe in a frivolous relationship, and yearns for true love. They tend to not subscribe to the conventions of society, doing what they feel is most entertaining or comfortable. He is self-validated, and a risk taker, although his outward confidence hides a more vulnerable character. True Alex's won't be involved in activities like Football and Lacrosse, the ones who do are usually shorter and less comfortable with their masculinity. Due to their creativity and determination, Alex's are goal-oriented and work tirelessly to reach their long term mission. He loves having fun and will risk embarrassment for a good laugh. He never feels the need to drink or do drugs because he doesn't need them to enjoy life. Overall, Alex's are a constant source of laughs and are exceptionally loyal friends you'd be lucky to have. But all children beware. They often pretend to be younger then they are and can have an alternate life where they are the biggest pedo you have ever met.

“Omg are they really letting Alex Butcher do work experience at a nursery. They know he’s a pedophile right.”

by Carnage and murder January 13, 2021

Harli Butcher

I girl that’s madly in love with her taken ex gf Shelby. Harli has big blue eyes and is insecure asf. Harli hates herself and wishes that she could find a way to be with Shelby again.

“ yeah I heard that if your name is harli butcher and you have blue eyes your really gay “

by it moms moms moms mom August 1, 2022

The Butcher Of Michigan

In 2018 a series of murders struck Michigan. Bodies were found disassembled with exacting precision, leading investigators to dub the killer “The Butcher of Michigan”.

The killer has never been identified, however the only suspect has since moved to Hawaii. No charges were ever filled due to a lack of physical evidence.

Guy1 “Have you ever wondered if you could commit a murder and get away with it free and clear?”
Guy2 “Like the Butcher of Michigan? He’s in Hawaii, you could pay him a visit and ask him how he did it.”
Guy1 “No way! I’d become his latest victim!”

by Tur7le October 20, 2022