Craigslist Buffet

When you answer all the Craiglist casual encounter ads and hope they show up.

I was bored so I ordered a Craigslist Buffet. I hope I don't catch an STI

Craigslist Buffet by Blue Johnson July 30, 2015

steamy buffet 

Farting in the shower

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend when she farted in the shower, giving us an all you can eat steamy buffet as lingered about.

steamy buffet by Diggin12 January 16, 2016

spliff buffet 

A gathering where Marijuana is available in abundance, and encouraged to be smoked indooors.

Dude come thru to Marks, it's a goddamn spliff buffet up in here.

spliff buffet by Rig James September 13, 2016

raisin buffet 

when 4 or more of elderly women of age 70 and plus, engaging in any sexual acts with a male to achieve orgasm. However, if the male is aroused through his prostate in order to achieve orgasm it is then considered the Atl buffet.

Dude, too bad you missed out on the raisin buffet last night. Mildred, was insane.

raisin buffet by madmaximo December 28, 2016

Sexual Buffet 

All day, all night - a sexual buffet is a place for finger biscuits, party rings and flan.

Do anything tonight? Yeh i'm off for a sexual buffet ;)

Sexual Buffet by singinintheshower July 11, 2017

RodentTown Buffet

The corner of a kitchen where all the dropped food gathers.

Dropped your popcorn? Don't worry about it. Consider it a donation to the RodentTown Buffet.

RodentTown Buffet by patriciagrant October 8, 2017

Meaty buffet 

Where a group of males (usually 5 or more) lie down in a straight line naked and a girl or girls comes along, from left to right, giving them all a quick blowjob.

We had so much time to kill in class so we decided to have a meaty buffet

Meaty buffet by LegalToaster October 9, 2017