broad

1930's term common among butchers, referring to a piece of meat with a hole in it.

That broad's got a sweet rack.

by pjama December 13, 2008

Water Broading

Sometimes, at a gangbang porno shoot, the blindfolded gangbangee will start to think that they are drowning due to the amount of depraviar that is being fired all over them and they will start to invent and reveal military secrets.

"Er...we've got UAVs hidden under the mountain! WMDs too! We've got goats with heat seeking lasers on their heads!"

"Stop cumming on her guys, she's water broading."

"Sheeeeeeit, that girl crazy."

"Yeah, now just wipe her down and we'll break for lunch."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

Broab

(n) A portmanteau of Bro + Moab. Moab, Utah has gained the nickname "Broab", due to the overwhelming numbers of bros who flock there for testosterone laden homoerotic bro-sports like mountainbiking, ATV riding, jeeping, rafting, law enforcement, etc.

Hey Bro! I just came back from riding some gnar illegal singletrack in Broab!

or

Why are there so many lesbians in Broab, anyway?

by Leisure Class Hero October 11, 2010

broadsides

A game for 2 or more players, seated, attempt to hit each other with their cum. (The cum has to be launched from the penis directly, it can't be thrown).

"Boys, that's enough broadsides for one day- you'll make yourselves sore, and I've got friends coming round any minute"

by Prof. Van Halen January 13, 2004

broad

Female, usually refering to a prostitute or easy lay.

Leave the old man with his broad.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

Broad

A female. A girl. A person of the female species.

Jus: lil shodi lookin good and i'm thinkin bout gettin at her.
Chris: Den go do ya thing boy. Go get that broad.

by Jus2Quicke January 5, 2006

Broadside

Before the invention of rifling in cannon barrels, only an estimated 10% of all cannonballs fired from ship based cannons actually hit their targets.

This method is often now used in dating as well as picking up chicks in a bar.
I.E. If I ask out ten different girls, statistically speaking, at least one will say yes.

Dude, Liam just broadsided the entire third floor at work and landed a hot ass blonde after getting shot down by about twenty other chicks.

by Presto223 March 14, 2011