Brightonshire

The collective counties of West and East Sussex.

"I went down to Brightonshire the other day. Twas sunny like the windfart.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

Bright7NEIGH

noun: a judger
one who judges

verb: to judge

I thought I looked sweet in my hat, but I was Bright7NEIGHed and told I couldn't pull it off.

by Gongjhu September 28, 2009

jazzy bright

light skinned black female

Damoney - "Damn, that light skinned girl is fine."
Lorenzo - "You mean the jazzy bright?"

by C-Mil March 27, 2012

not the brightest tool in the shed

When u dumb as hell

Them: what's 1+12?
You: 300
Them: WTF dude you stupid or summin?
You: im not the brightest tool in the shed.
Them: u a stupid hoe

by KappaKeepo123 December 28, 2015

Mr. Brightside

Hand-job.

I didn't want to have sex with him, so I just gave him a Mr. Brightside.

by J3L October 17, 2008

Brighton

a queer who licks other mens ass holes and thinks he is good at getting the ladys but he is actually gay. he thinks he is hot shit and knows everything

a city in england

guy 1: look at that prick

guy 2: yeah he is such a Brighton

guy 1: we should kick his ass

by chadBfly April 6, 2011

brightskies

When your really baked or drunk late at night, and a car drives towards you with their high beams on, and its really really super bright, its called the brightskies.

Yo Daknasty, ive got mad brightskies right now man.

by J-scrode May 6, 2007