brett

Orlando "managing associate"; fair weather Saints fan; Tebow-less Gator fan.

Are you sure you can log into Westlaw; did you ask Brett, he is the managing associate, after all.

by BudBen February 4, 2010

Brett Kern

Best MMA fighter in the world. Trains 24 hours a day, with minimal sleep. Even when he sleeps he bashes opponents in his dreams. Makes Fedor looks like a bitch. Master of the ground and pound.

I brett kern that hoe
I brett kern the fuck out of that guy

by yehdkdi January 15, 2008

brett favring

Trying to see if you still got it. After you have passed your prime, trying to continue just to see if you can. Coine by Andre 3000 in the song Da Art of Storytelling Part 4.

I'm glad Lance Armstrong retired, he's done everything. Any more would have been Brett Favring.

by Siji Moore December 31, 2007

brett micheals

sex godess; the ideal male physique with killer abs and a rock hard dick.He'll make every girl moan for more. Commonly known as the illicit lover.

"Ooooh yeeaaa babyyy give me some brett micheals!"

by kathy bruce March 22, 2008

A Brett Barnes

Like the Harvey Walbanger or Tom Collins, it's a drink named after a guy for easy ordering in crowded noisy bars. It's simply the cheapest beer at the bar and can change by location and time of day (e.g. Happy Hour).

"Can I help you?"

"Yeah, get me a Brett Barnes."

by Brett Barnes May 17, 2006

brett johnson

A pathetic no good loser who couldn't control a pile of shit.

Look at that poor brett johnson imitator.

by Ponygirl December 14, 2004

Brett Farve

Someone who retires, just to get hired again. Then decides to retire (again), but ends up being hired for the second time.

Then he probaly retires just to decide to crawl back to his old job again.

Guy: Damn that guy is soooo like Brett Farve he can't make up his mind!

Girl: I bet his wife is pissed!

by Brett Farve's wife January 25, 2011