breakfast soup

What cereal SHOULD have been called.

Scientist: "I, the great scientist Craig Cereal, have just invented this delicious new breakfast dish! I shall name it Cereal after myself so everyone will think of me when they eat it!"

Smarter scientist: "That doesn't even make sense! That clearly should be called 'breakfast soup' you narcissistic bastard"

by Mr. Bad Idea November 28, 2016

Breakfast Salad

The act of eating out an asshole immediately after waking up.

I was woken up this morning with a breakfast salad.

by Cherryish October 17, 2017

Jacksonville breakfast

A sexual act performed on the way to the workplace involving a man, a woman, and a bottle of ketchup. Details concerning particulars differ from person to person, with most too unspeakable to mention.

Did you see the look on Cole's face in the morning meeting? He looked like he'd just had a Jacksonville breakfast.

by scubasteven November 23, 2009

breakfast saussage

A blowjob before you've gotten out of bed in the morning.

I rolled over in the warm patch formed on the bed from the crack of light streaming in from the eastern window and asked her, in my sweetest voice, if she wanted some breakfast saussage...

by the original wolfy November 8, 2006

Russian breakfast

drinking vodka with your cereal of choice

"dude i got hammered of my Russian breakfast, I had fruit-loops."

by loco30k February 10, 2015

breakfast log

An early morning solid poo. Long and in one piece.

I have just finished having a breakfast log

by Solo Echo February 14, 2018

Laotian Breakfast

When your girl is giving you a handy, and straight up Hulk grabs your cock and squeezes until the head turns purple.

“Aye Dog, I’m walking with a limp after that Laotian breakfast my girl gave me this morning.”

by Brown Lightning June 18, 2019