Boyd Breakfast

A sexual act of one person inserting donut holes into their anus then defecating into another's mouth

My girl was so hungry this morning, i had to fix her up a Boyd Breakfast

by Dr.ClarkLove November 1, 2010

lumberjack breakfast

When a chick goes down on your morning wood then swallows.

Kim sure is a keeper, this morning she had a lumberjack breakfast and then made me waffles.

by Dub Sack All-Stars October 2, 2007

Texas Breakfast

A meal consisting of pancakes and beer. Usually served for dinner.

The Texas breakfast has left me inebriated.

by Stephen Garritson March 29, 2009

Breakfast Pizza

Leftover pizza from the night before, enjoyed the cold in the morning.

"Hey did you put that pizza in the fridge?"
"Yes I did!"
"Good, i'm ready for some breakfast pizza!"

by Pizzamanlol March 5, 2010

breakfast of champions

(n.) cunnillingus performed in the morning, shortly after waking up - so named as a play on "eating pussy"; another word for pussy.

The only thing better than a wake-and-bake is a breakfast of champions.

A:I don't like the word "pussy". I call mine, "breakfast of champions".

by ka-chan April 12, 2012

breakfast buddy

1. An all inclusive kitchenware set for young children designed to implement healthy eating habits at an early age. The Breakfast Buddy is made of polypropylene plastic and has a distinct odor of fresh spray paint.

2. The joke of section X3 and the bane of team 2's existance.

Come on Robbie, its time for breakfast with your Breakfast Buddy!

Rise and shine, its breakfast time. Bring your buddy!

I hate the Breakfast Buddy.

Some products can be a convenience combo. For example: The Breakfast Buddy.

by Ketts February 10, 2008

Breakfast in the morning

When you cover your penis with syrup and have a girl lick it over until you cum on her face before 9 a.m. and she swallows the cum/syrup mix for breakfast.

Yo Soddy, I'd give Pamela Anderson some breakfast in the morning.

by sodsquadlol June 15, 2011