Born

Coming to the world

She was born on March 9th

by 459395 April 10, 2023

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why was you born

You was born because your mum wasn’t on birth control and your dad didn’t have enough money for a condom. Sorry to say but your adopted

Chad: aye why was you born
Brad: because my parents went to sex education

by Hey birch December 8, 2020

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airbender fukkers that like to use eunuchs in heaven and claim them as their nymphs. once a nymph you get access to one of the hottest creations to have wild sex parties, and all else they dream up. after being a nymph you get to have aspect tutellege of the god or goddess and the god or goddess to look after you in your sojourning life.

Lucille is the goddess of lips, deuce's wild, and gambling. Maybe she'll snag a fuck with me if I show her I can really gamble. Lady luck, first born baby here am I!

by aromabinger June 4, 2023

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why was you born?

Because your mom wasn't on birth control and your dad couldn’t afford any condoms.sorry to say but you r adopted

Chad: why was you born?
Brad: because my parents went to sex ed.

by Hey birch December 8, 2020

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Born on a Sunday

Gay, a secret way of saying someone's gay

Taken from the last line that one old poem "Monday's Child is Fair of Face"
"A child born on the Sabbath day is bonnie and blithe and good and gay"

Jennifer: Craig's kinda cute, dontchya think?
Dani: Yeah but he's...yknow... born on a Sunday
Jennifer: Oohhh nevermind then

by Cecilll August 8, 2017

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