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Bloody Puddle

British: The end result of girl-on-top sex while menstruating; most often collecting in the man's navel, but occasionally on his scrotum. Known for its distinct reddish hue and delightful sloshing sound. It has been know to merge with existing duck butter or ass gravy to create decorative sheet paintings for the entire family to enjoy!
"Peppa, don't bother Daddy Pig! He's busy splashing around in the bloody puddle Mommy Pig left on his tummy!"
by DisembodiedFloatingHead October 21, 2018
mugGet the Bloody Puddlemug.

The bloody sword

It's when you have sex with a girl, during her period. The point is your "hero/penis" will go into the cave, do what has to be done, and it will come out all bloody, like if you've killed a dragon.

It's a reference when the knight/hero is going into the cave with the sword to kill the dragon and comes out with a bloody sword.
"Yo bro, yesterday I went to get The bloody sword if you know what I'm sayin'."
by Brother Kludex April 5, 2019
mugGet the The bloody swordmug.

Bloody Salmon

When Toby eats out his girl Hailey and she climaxes so hard she bleeds
Damn Toby I saw you gave Hailey a big old bloody salmon last night
by Fishpussy2 May 13, 2019
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bloody poofter

what you call someone when they do something extremely spastic
Bloody poofter! why the hell would you do such a thing
by Massive Legend June 9, 2018
mugGet the bloody pooftermug.

bloody lollipop

A bloody lollipop is when you fuck a chick on her period and then she licks the blood off
by Squirtsalot October 6, 2015
mugGet the bloody lollipopmug.

Bloody knuckle

The sexual act of cutting ones knuckle (2-3) and putting their fist in their partners vagina or anus to "claim dominance"
Heath: why are your knuckles cut
Avery: oh... Let's just say I gave my girlfriend a bloody knuckle
Heath:oh my God dude,why?
by Hamsir August 28, 2022
mugGet the Bloody knucklemug.

Bloody Austin

When a female incidentally draws blood from a man’s penis during oral sex via teeth making direct contact with skin from the shaft.
“Dude, this vampire bitch came over last night and gave me a Bloody Austin!”
by Plzmakethisathing March 9, 2023
mugGet the Bloody Austinmug.

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