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Koch-blocked

To describe when environmental-friendly policies are prevented from being enacted, usually by well paid lobbyists.
Our attempt to remove oil subsidies to companies with poor environmental standards was koch-blocked.
by Senlathiel February 19, 2011
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Blockberry Creative

a company made by flops that are going in debt which only made a few bucks from the girl group LOONA trying to save their ass
person 1: hey do you stan loona?
person 2: oh the group that’s owned by the worlds most biggest flop called blockberry creative??
by loona4eva March 26, 2022
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Poop Blocked

It is similar to being cock blocked, but instead of getting blocked (or prevented) from scoring a potential hookup, you are being blocked (or prevented) from letting your poop out.

Getting "poop blocked" tends to happen in a work environment where another party comes into the bathroom and occupies the stall next to you while you are trying to poop. You experience an awkward silence, making it too embarrassing to push your poop out since there would be a loud splash sound going "plop, plop, plop" into the toilet. Additionally, the person in the next stall now knows what your shoes looks like, which can be dangerous as he/she can now identify you around the office.

Abbreviation: PB'ed
Brenda: Damn it!! I got poop blocked for the 2nd time today!

Erica: So you were prairie doggin' it the whole time...

Brenda: I had to retract so I can go back later to continue my extraction.

Erica: I gotta go now... Hopefully I dont get PB'ed!
by KrazErica + Yewnis February 7, 2013
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blackerton

Blackerton: 1. noun, someone of a Caucasian race or background who wishes to be and portrays the characteristics of someone of an African-American race or background (beyond wangster).
2. adjective, a way to describe something that was so unexplainable or unexpected there was no other word for it (beyond: cool, sweet, gnarly, awesome, crazy, insane and extreme)
1. That wannabe kid over there is a total blackerton from the way he walks to the way he talks.

2. Those crazy kids Derrick and Dylan are total blackertons, but Steven and his friend Boitano aren’t at all!
by Dylan & Derrick February 10, 2007
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cotton blocked

“Did you fuck last night?”
“Nah, she’s on her period. I got cotton blocked.”
by Juicy - C March 9, 2019
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Crop Blocked

When you try to purchase an amount marijuana or crop from someone when someone else enters the room or area that is disapproving of the purchase. You have been crop blocked, like cock blocked, but while trying beef up your stash.
Man, I was trying to score some good nugs at a good price and he walked in the room and totally crop blocked me.
by Fo Realzzzz November 13, 2011
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Cock Blocked Myself

When you are about to score with someone and you fuck yourself by saying, "I think we should think about this" or "We are rushing into this too fast" Way to go dumbass!
"I cock blocked myself whenever I said that I needed to know her more, now she is fucking my best friend. Lucky bastard."
by Oeltjens January 31, 2010
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