Hoochies before bed

The act of getting hella keyed, baked, wasted, stoned, basted, dry, faded, high, drunk, plastered, smashed, shitfaced, zuited, gone, and intoxicated.

Also the act of getting hella dank pussy by a fine ass titty whore from da club on hoochieville street

Furook: Ay yo nigga i slapped dat ass all night

OJ: Dat ass? start to finish?

Furook: yea nigga first in da kitchen, then in yo aunt julie's livin room, then again in da bathroom while releasing da dukes

OJ: shavin dat ass?

Furook: My ass o ur ass?

OJ: nigga why would she be shavin my ass?

Furook: nigga my ass be so shaved it was kinda like da opposite of yo mommas pussy nipple hair?

Oj: nigga dammm! thats some hairry ass shit like tay tays puss puss? get that rite aid delux edition-cock..on sale?

Furook: Tay Tay got shot for being so hairy..nigga.

OJ: Dam was tay tay da hooch that was lickin uncle rodrod's ass?

Furook: Yea man you kno i had to get those hoochies before bed

OJ: dam you a smart hairy nigga

by Ryan, Grayson, Regina, Garrett September 26, 2009

IO’s Before Hoes

Electing to receive an intraosseous (IO) infusion, an incredibly painful method of providing medicine and fluid to a patient by injecting straight into the bone marrow, rather than deal with thots and bullshitery.

“I’m not going to heck her and become a sadboi again, IO’s Before Hoes.”

by shelves1t2 December 11, 2019

Rot before thot

Slang. It means rot in hell before choosing a thot who belongs to your bff.

Hey bro! She’s hot! Yeah but she belongs to my bff. So? So... rot before thot! Wym? I’ll rot in hell before I take my guys thot!

by B-rizzle June 02, 2019

No Ket before Set

The golden rule

-Hey dude u pinging yet?
-nah man I’ve got a set ahead. no ket before set!

by Beefy_Cabbage January 04, 2019

lowes before ho's

The act of a man forgoing sex or time with his woman to go to a hardware stores.

Dude, she was like "please stay and sastify me", and I was like "sorry babe, I needs me a new weed whacker, so....Lowes before ho's"

by z28owner March 18, 2011

Before OUR time

That's an a priori presupposition that there is no "time" outside of OUR spacetime or that there can only be ONE TIME at a time. It's like saying a watch can't be created in a clock tower. I would posit that there MUST be an a-spacetime state of reality where things can happen independently from time OR outside of our space-time there must be some superordinate space-time.

Iam "And I think the watch in a clock tower analogy works perfectly because for the singularity that preceded the big bang to exist it must either exist independently from time (a-space-time reality) or it must exist within the confines of some sort of 'superordinate space-time.' So, the time that the watch keeps has nothing to do with the time that the clock tower keeps. It (the clock tower) existed before OUR time and must exist for the singularity to exist or even DO anything. How can a singularity explode into space-time if time doesn't pass for the explosion to occur?"

by Hym Iam April 03, 2023

Honor Before On Her

1. When one or more friends agree not to pursue an interest for the sake of friendship.

2. Retort to "Bros before hoes" when your bro tries to use bro code to get away with doing an un-bro thing and makes you seem un-bro like for not forgiving them.

Guy 1: Hey man, I know we said we wouldn't pursue her but she's just some chick, what happened to bros before hoes?
Guy 2: I had an agreement with you, not her, she's not getting between us, your word is, what happened to honor before on her?

by Yoko OhNo November 23, 2016