pipe yourself

A suggestion that you go and play with something phallic, in your own time and according to your own wonts. The 'pipe' of 'pipe yourself' has a wide range of connotations, from a tie to the french 'pipe' one might faire, to the lead pipe in Cluedo and its implied physical threat.

A: "Shall we watch 'Doctors'?"

B: "Go pipe yourself"

by MC O'VERY SKILLZ June 18, 2011

Being yourself

An act that gives you power over your life. It should be permitted at all costs.

Me: I wanna be like the other kids

Her: Being yourself is the best you can be

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 16, 2020

Fold yourself

The act of taking one's hands and, via the thumb and index finger of each hand, gripping the left and right sides of one's urinary meatus (pee hole) in order to fold their genitalia inside out so that the inner surface of one's pudendum is turned outward.

Jimmy: Screw you Bobby, go die in a hole!

Bobby: I'll do that as soon as you go fold yourself!

by Hatpri October 11, 2017

Urbandicting yourself

Using urban dictionary.com and some bots to upvote your name to enter the street jargon. The process involves adding a grand eulogy against a proper name like Jack or Tyron or Jenny. Some times it can be used to say shitty stuff against your nemesis. Use bots to upvote it. Other Jacks, Jennys and Tyrons will also upvote in sometime.

You can be urbandicting yourself like following examples

Jenny

An amazing, beautiful, caring, creative girl. She is the epitome of a goddess, and anyone would kill to have her. She can do anything she sets her mind to, and she's wonderful.
Wow! Jenny's pretty awesome.

Jack

A very intellectual, insightful man with the most honest heart. His intentions and words are always well intended and he has the sexiest eyes in the whole world.

.....
He always thinks ahead and see's the bigger picture. He hates fighting/ argueing. * yawn* its boring to him.

But he will always win because he plays by his own rules. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on. Loves meeting new people where ever he goes. Loves freedom. Hates being conformed. Wont change for anyone and wont expect you to change either.

Jack is the sexiest guy ever

Jack

Jack is the name for a boy who will probably be the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life. He is intelligent, funny, sweet, caring, has beautiful eyes, dresses to kill, and will make you feel like you are the luckiest person on the face of the planet. However, watch out. You may lose track of time just sitting in his bed cuddling for hours. If you meet a Jack, consider yourself the luckiest person on the face of the planet. That, and he's an amazing kisser.
That boy, Jack, is so amazing.

by alwarming August 30, 2013

frigging yourself

when a girl shoves something up their vagina (which isn't some guys dick) for pleasure

MOM WALKS INTO DAUGHTERS BEDROOM
MOM: "OMFG are you frigging yourself?!"
DAUGHTER: "YES NOW GET HE FUCK OUT OF HERE"
MOM: "yeah sure sure... but a quick hint, cucumbers are better then forks"
DAUGHTER: oh, thats a good idea. so whats for dinner later?
MOM: "salad, plus that secret seasoning on the cucumber you like *coughs* LESBIAN *coughs*

by awsome-inator April 26, 2010

kill yourself

An expression of sincerest contempt for another individual, expressing your desire for them to end their own life.

Fucking kill yourself

by Cansor April 10, 2017

Know yourself

Know yourself has no one size fits all definition.

1. During an argument: It means, know your limits, stay in your lane.

2. When motivating someone: It means, don't limit yourself

3. In general: it is self explanatory

1.

Wannabe G: I'm gonna knock you the fxck out!!
Real OG: ah *Kmt* know yourself *casually walks off*
2. I'm really struggling, I'm so confused about what to do
Friend: don't make any rush decisions, know yourself
3. know yourself

by Thr3dots June 14, 2017