The deep, dark depression one sinks into upon finishing the fifth Harry Potter book. The mood is characterized by a feeling of intense loss, loneliness, and hopelessness. Essentially, there is a deep black chasm somewhere near the heart.
Concerned Friend: What's wrong with Ted? Has he been crying?!
Wise Friend: He's fell into Sirius Blackness. I'll give him some chocolate.
Wise Friend: He's fell into Sirius Blackness. I'll give him some chocolate.
by yumfudge July 26, 2011
Get the Sirius Blacknessmug. 
by Thomomomomomomm January 9, 2008
Get the black bearmug. A 'Black name' refers to any name that appears to be stereotypical of the African-American ethnic group. Often, these names have word endings such as 'iqua', 'quiesha' or may be reflective of a something considered luxurious, such as "Mac Benz".
1. Lucquiesha (Black name) gurl, we gon go to tha mawl today.
2. Big Daddy gon show Yung Gucci(Black name) tha door today chile, he ain't tha man for you boo.
2. Big Daddy gon show Yung Gucci(Black name) tha door today chile, he ain't tha man for you boo.
by Ken Ping May 22, 2010
Get the Black namemug. The best comedian in the history of the world. He yells alot, is Jewish, hate candy corn, and apperently like IHOP, has seen the end of the world which is in Texas.
"I had no thoughts this winter, well just one...FUCK IT'S COLD! or ITS COLD AS FUCK! actually I thought of giving up comedy...and becoming a bear...Uh oh, its cold out, time to sleep, this blows...then comes spring, Fuck, time to wake up.
If we did have this non existent tax payers money, we should build a giant wall...in Canada...cause that is where all the could air comes from.
Every Halloween, I go to a party, and there on the table...is a bowl of candy corn...and like an alheimers patient I go up, and go, hmmm....corn that tastes like candy...excellent...*eats* SON OF A BITCH!
If we did have this non existent tax payers money, we should build a giant wall...in Canada...cause that is where all the could air comes from.
Every Halloween, I go to a party, and there on the table...is a bowl of candy corn...and like an alheimers patient I go up, and go, hmmm....corn that tastes like candy...excellent...*eats* SON OF A BITCH!
by Mustache Man March 5, 2005
Get the Lewis blackmug. by Danny Duignan on Facebook February 18, 2008
Get the Black Heartmug. 1) An affectionate and playful term white boys use for the black girls they date. Frequently used with "hot" and to suggest a particular fondness for black women.
2) Something a lot of white guys wish they had, but only a few of us will admit it.
2) Something a lot of white guys wish they had, but only a few of us will admit it.
1) Marty: Chantelle, we've gone out a few times now, and I really think we have something here...will you be my hot black girlfriend?
Chantelle: Of course I will! Now come over here and show me what ya got, white boy.
2) White women are crazy. I need to find a black girlfriend.
Chantelle: Of course I will! Now come over here and show me what ya got, white boy.
2) White women are crazy. I need to find a black girlfriend.
by Justice Walker April 26, 2008
Get the black girlfriendmug.