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Half Baked

Half baked is A funny movie for and with stoners. Dave chapple, #1 comedian is also in it which adds more laughs.
out take from half baked.
(scarface)Your titty popped out
(Thurgood)Now thats what i call a titty
by Stoner(andrew nguyen) January 13, 2006
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based_and_ancap_pilled

She’s really baste, nice, and a really good singer. But she does happen to have some downsides. She’s British and is a white woman.
I just read “Anatomy of the State” by Murray Rothbard, I’m based_and_ancap_pilled!
by eater_of_ass October 7, 2020
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Corn Baked Rattle Snake

A big/long turd or poop with chunks of corn in it.
1) Dude, I had a huge corn baked rattle snake today before work
by DanOfEdm April 5, 2006
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Bazerk

you've gone bazerk

she was acting bazerk
by Hunny B♥ June 18, 2010
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baked

I just smoked a fuck load of weed and god...im baked.
by fonzie. November 27, 2006
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SEX-BASED ECONOMY

The reality that the modern American female does'nt have sex unless there is money involved.Such economy has always existed...but has been made more widely available to more women of varying degrees of savvy by that great class-leveling tool called:THE INTERNET.
If a woman is even barely attractive("6" or higher) she's:
1)Acting a/o directing a/o producing a/o selling porn.
2)Has a website(s) to that effect.
3)Is on numerous "modeling" sites.
4)Is on numerous "escort" sites.
5)Is on a coupla' porn casting agency sites.
6)Owns the casting agency.
7)Is stripping.
8)Earning money doing anything from "hot bod-bikini contests"...to repping for a liqour company at local bars...to being a spokesmodel for online gaming companies...to being the calendar/booth girl for import-tuner aftermarket car companies.
9)Got some guy(s) paying for anything from dinner...to rent
...to college...to cars...to real estate in her name...to
whatever the market will bear.
The maximum effective age band is between 18 and 35...much like a pro-ballplayer. Such gamesmanshp is no longer the province of the usual suspects...THEY'RE ALL DOING IT...because they can.
This new economic paradigm dovetails perfectly with the NEO-FEMINIST concept that as long as the money ends up in a womans pocket...anything goes.Women now define,re-define,and profit from their sexuality."WHORE" is no more an insult than two brothas' callin' each other "nigga"...And is usually delivered as a back-handed compliment from one woman to another in envy at ones ability to "game it" better.
This economy also weaves perfectly into the "traditional" legal/governmental set-up...in that even a most casual glance at the legal system finds women attorneys,judges,and politicians in abundance...Thus providing the institutional basis for protecting & bolstering this "new" economy.Yes,we are truly ... "a nation of laws and not of men."
BLIND IDIOT:"My woman and I relate to each other on a level
of love I've never known."

HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY:"You're gonna make me puke!Check the scoreboard...She's 32...an ex-model who's been gaming the SEX-BASED ECONOMY since she was 16.She's toasted through her stamps...and you are happier n' a fly in shit to have her.
What's it like being a caddie?"
by L.MARTIN October 19, 2005
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fully baked

Completely impaired by marijuana. It is a reference to the movie "half-baked" but replacing "half" with "fully"
dude, last night, we smoked like 2 complete ounces each, we were all fully baked!
by sluttyskunkmonkey October 22, 2007
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