Collen Ballinger

That one full grown woman who claims she didn't groom loads of teenagers via the internet, texts and tours/shows even though we have plain evidence. Then makes the shittiest apology known to man with a ukulele. On the bright side, the song got remixed and was pretty catchy.

Person 1: yo did you hear about Collen Ballinger?
Person 2: the one with the ukulele? Oh yeah

by Hellohenlo September 9, 2023

E-Balling

To excel in internet drama and always come out on top!

Dam ABJ is always winning he’s E-Balling 👌🏻

by ABJ246 February 10, 2024

Low-Balling

Pose a question or challenge to someone knowing they can't answer it.

You're low-balling me by asking about engineering, you know I've never liked math.

by ´rcvtybunim,o November 24, 2024

Wrecking Balling

Scissoring, but the participants (most likely lesbians, could also potentially involve a man,) are obese.

Gorlock the Destroyer and Haggis went wrecking balling for 48 hours straight.

by Musty Musk Man January 17, 2025

Melon Balling

Melon Balling is the act of using a melon baller to remove ones eye before skull fucking them.

Went Melon Balling last night on my neighbors mom. After I popped that eye out she never saw me cumming.

by Mike OxMaul 187 September 22, 2025

Melon Balling

Melon Balling is the act of using a Melon Baller to remove an eyeball when preparing to Skull Fuck someone's orbital socket.

I was Melon Balling some whiny bitch but she never saw me coming.

by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025

tennis balling

Inserting a whole woman's breast in your mouth and chewing softly.

Bro I was tennis balling my girl last night.

by tennis baller October 13, 2025