Battle Cats

The GIF explains it all

battle cats dude

by Pl3bber June 11, 2018

battle tip

the act of placing a small steel helmet on the tip of a penis, screaming and running dick first into a female's hole.

Cassandra whats wrong?
Alberto tried to battle tip me and he missed

oh...what happened
he punched a hole in the side of the dog

by velociraptorWeinerBarf December 2, 2019

slavery battle

Slavery battle is a battle of slaves for the owner they will be with. This battle gives them only two items,a sword and a horse. The slavery battle is decided by the slave.

The slavery battle if the Century happened today in Pennsylvania.

by Independence for all May 24, 2018

The Josh Battle

April 24th, 12:00pm. The day where people with the name Josh gathered at these coordinates, (40.8223286, -96.7982002) they fought, whoever won got to keep the name, everyone else had to change their name, they had a year to prepare

Josh: Hey, remember April 24th?
Charlie: National R*pe Day?
Josh: No, you wafflehead! The Josh Battle!

by Allysa the dumbass April 24, 2021

Relegation Battle

The process upon which a former champion or champies is dumped to the heap of forgotten losers.

e.g. I cant believe he is involved in a relegation battle. Pathetic, he should rather keep to himself.

by casman07 September 12, 2016

toughest battles

Something that you can win so easily.

Come on man! Stop giving me toughest battles!

by Sosku10 August 21, 2021

battle cocktail

Crack cocaine "cooked" using jet fuel; usually available only on military bases.

They got fucked up on crack at their army friend's battle cocktail party.

by 'ole dirty bastard January 15, 2008