barney

a security guard from the half-life franchise
pretty much what most people call all the security guards in half-life 1
he was called barney because in the half-life beta he looked like barney fife
a half life player: look its barney!
security guard: i am not barney i am a security guard!
barney: i am the real barney
by stupid gamer January 15, 2019
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Barney

An overweight male wearing tight colorful cycling apparel.
I went for a ride around the park on sunday. It was full of Barneys showing off their expensive bikes.
by Elmo_Lina November 07, 2018
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Sick lad, super sexy, girls are all over him although sometimes he is given shit for being a wild party goer everybody still loves him, always invited to the craziest piss ups, if you see a Barney just know he’s a fuken menace
Girl 1: Oh look over there at that hot hot guy

Girl 2: He must be “Barney”
Girl 1: damn right imma get his number
by Pussyslayerrr August 29, 2019
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An evil god that will kill us all
Barney will kill us all
by PHIL SWIFT IS GAY November 07, 2019
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A total dickhead who doesn't know anything but how to piss people off. They are often dis-owned at a young age when the parent realises what a mistake they made
You're such a Barney
by UR BOI BOB January 15, 2019
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guy 1: what a day
barney:i love u u love me we a big happy faimy
guy1: shut up you homosexual noob
by derpdog April 28, 2012
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The best and swaggiest guitar player in the world who dresses like a grandpa.
by ConnysDeadCorpse June 08, 2023
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