woohoo bar

deliciously wonderful psychedelic drug for wild animals that brings them from domestic to feral behaviors. Bears and Deer are commonly seen going off these bars in convenience stores.

Yo did you see Jack's pet bear? Thing had some woohoo bars and tripped sack.. Animal control had to take him out.

by ggezhearts October 24, 2018

Bar Louie

The type of chain-restaurant where you take a first date if you're cheap AF, enjoy greasy appetizers with artificial guac, and need a nearby 2-star hotel.

TL;DR - you can catch the crabs here, and I ain't takin' about food.

I took that biatch I met on Plenty Of Fish to Bar Louie and she turned out to be a dude. FML

by Chitown60654 April 4, 2021

bar mud

The black sticky material that covers your feet and possibly areas of your leg after a long night of bar hopping. The nature and makeup of this material is still somewhat uncertain.

Seth: Omg what the hell is all this black shit on my feet
Me:Dude, you fell in the bar mud.
Seth: Dammit, I knew I shuoldn't have worn flip flops

by Tmoneysizzle January 8, 2008

bar far

combined use of 'bar none' and 'by far' to signify that something is far and away the best

mikey is the most helpful dude, bar far

by Greenskie December 6, 2011

Bar Gravy

The horrible chemical reaction that results when a heavy night of drinking meets all the crappy food you have ingested in the previous 12 hours.

See also. Old Milwaukee Beer and MD 20/20.

When I got up this morning, I painted the toilet bowl with about 4 quarts of Bar Gravy.

by BionicGranny December 5, 2012

bar whore

A stupid drunk ass bitch who goes to the bar strictly to spread her taco.

My ex girlfriend turned into a bar whore.

by hollllla! March 7, 2003

Taco Bar

The rare but possible female teabag where any part of the female genitalia is pressed against another person's face, typically while sleeping or heavily sedated from drugs or alcohol.

When she got out the shower, she gave me a taco bar. I couldn't complain.

The 'ho passed out, so all of her friends gave her a taco bar.

There's nothing like waking up to a warm taco bar.

by Trav1s April 22, 2008