badger 

A short, stocky, middle-aged white man, who is balding, and has graying hair and a moustache. If you tour the rural midwest, you will find tons of them. Their primary habits are hunting, drinking beer, driving pickup trucks, napping, and telling old football stories.

My dad is a badger, so i'm thinking of getting him a moustache trimmer and a case of bud light for his fiftieth birthday.

badger by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

strike force porno badger

one of the greatest airsoft teams ever

may they live forever

strike force porno badger by angelus August 14, 2003

growling at the badger 

Although often used to indicate oral sex on a female, a new definition has been recently discovered.

Growling at the badger is the orgasmic sound made by a man as a result of using two hands to have intercourse with a badger, often using a sausage for added pleasure.

Growling at the badger sound effects

Man: fnarr fnarr
Badger: *badger sounds*
Sausage:...

growling at the badger by A random member of the public adding to the Win that is urban dictionary February 18, 2008

Halifax Fudge Badger 

Is when a Canadian presses his anus against the anus of his French Canadian partner and burrows the fudge badger (turd) into the hutch (anus) of his partner. Often Moosehead Lager is required as a lubricant.

When Geddy gave Celine the Halifax Fudge Badger he shouted, "Oh Canada, eh?"

Halifax Fudge Badger by gDillHole2 January 8, 2011

badger 

A white man with a black man's wanger (cock). Used to describe a white man with a big shlong! Derived from the colour association with a badgers fur.

Look at Paul isn't he a Badger?

badger by C-J! November 29, 2006

Badger 

(verb)
To flip someone off, also known as "the bird" or "the middle finger". Badger is the act of flipping someone off, in place of "I stuck up my middle finger" or "I gave him the bird", the verb "badger" is used.

Used to imitate the angry temperament of the animal of the same name.

"I got badgered on the highway when I accidentally cut this guy off- totally uncalled for!"

"Who's bugging you? Just badger him next time- that'll shut him up."

Badger by Kellzisalie December 20, 2008

badger costume 

noun: Piece of apparel someone (i.e. your mom) makes someone else (i.e. me) wear during sexual acts-- often includes furry paws.

Whit: Dude, I have this terrible rash.
Amy: From what?
Whit: The badger costume your mom made me wear last night.

or

Bitch, put on the badger costume! Yes, I want the paws, too!

badger costume by Amy and Whit October 27, 2005