old boiler

A woman past child-bearing age. See, generally, Self, Will, "The Book of Dave"

Hillary Clinton had Chelsea, but now she is an old boiler.

by John Tollefson July 5, 2006

Boiler-Up

To beat the shit out of your opponent.

Purdue tends to Boiler-Up when they play IU.

by JonF October 27, 2007

the boils

Loss of complete muscle control, in which you spazz out and want to pinch things and basically freak out.

Squeezing the squishy balls in nets creates a boil type bubble that no one can help but squeezing crazily. Just try it, and you will get the boils too. Trust us.

by Southwest Miami Sr High CIK January 3, 2008

Autism boiler

Any kid named Lawson

Lawson: you’re a pedo nonce

Me: shut up you autism boiler

by _.thedaddioo._ October 25, 2019

bunny boiler

just a special note for some of you who have defined bunny boiler. the key bunny boiler characteristic is such that a bunny boiler is not the girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, wife etc. of the man who's bunny gets boiled. she is just some skank who he, maybe, poked in the whiskers or gave it too one time on a whim or a dare (or request) from a friend when he was drunk. really having no liability whatsoever, not even a requirement to call.

yeah, my housemate of spring semester my first senior year asked me to give it to one of her buddies so i told i would if i were really drunk. she got me drunk and took care of me, i threw up after being dragged to my bedroom by the skank and then was asked to brush my teeth and taken to bed in a very suggestable drunken (read shmattered) state. the bunny boiler thinks we have a relationship some 13 years later or some shit and she thinks we have dated in between as well. uh, no, no we didn't, now go away. I need WITSEC.

by nick May 17, 2006

soft boiled egg

When you dip your nut sack in magic shell chocolate syrup and then she taps the boys with a spoon to reveal a tasty treat.

"Oh last night?, just enjoyed a nice soft boiled egg with the misses".

by The lonely tanker January 3, 2019

Boston Boiler

When you have somebody sit in your mouth bare ass. The asshole properly aligned with the throat and cheeks spreads. Then a fart is blasted into your mouth.

Johnny squatted over young Susan and proceeded to blow out a steamer in her mouth. She held it in for ten seconds. It was the best Boston Boiler she ever had.

by Copyright Chaos April 3, 2006