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obcena boil

A large puss boil typically found on the tip of a small mexican penis. Typically difficult when attempting to fornicate, because the boil is larger than the penis, and because the boil has a tendency to drain when the penis is erect. The attempt to fornicate while carrying the obcena boil can transfer into the partner, male or female. If a female has any sign of an obcena boil she must seek medical help immediately!

Not resulting to do so will cause her asshole to rot from the inside out and anal leakage will seep into her vagina hole. Thus creating a shameful and forever active Alabama Hot Pocket.

Warning! Deadly!
"Did you nail that chick last night?"

"No dude, she looked at my obcena boil and she puked on my mom's tits."
by Logger123 October 10, 2013
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Cajun Boiled Nut

When you nut inside the spicy hot Louisianian girl you're taking a steaming bath with.
My girl said she wanted to stay in and take a bath, so I got in with her and gave her a cajun boiled nut.
by whatinthewhat November 17, 2018
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boiling your water

what you do before having angry sex
oh girl imma boil your water right now

sorry i was busy boiling my girls water ;)
i want to be boiling your water right now
by chicken nugshshgaaak August 31, 2017
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Boiled Egg

Man I love boiled eggs. If you don't like them you are a punk.
by C4cat March 6, 2019
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boiled ham

This is in reference to a legend in the Dark Age of Camelot community. The player took on the form Boiled Ham late in his gaming career.
Boy - “Omg look it’s Boiled Ham!

Girl - “My panties are soaked right now”.
Boy - “Mine too”.
by Syndiddy February 9, 2019
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Boiled Rice

Boiled Rice is a lowkey term for semen, and a direct refference toward sexual intercourse, the sexual prowess of an individual, the sexiness of an individual, or masturbation. Just google some pictures and your education will be complete.
“Dude, that chic really boils my rice!”
“Yo I heard Bonnie makes delicious boiled rice!”
Big dawg, I was so tired and stressed, I boiled a couple of pots of rice.”
by Wideeyedasian September 3, 2018
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soft boiling an egg

Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.
I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.
by Skylark838 September 25, 2018
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