When someone's mother has'nt shaved her bush the entire time she is pregnant, and when the child is born, they get major carpet burn, leaving a burn birthmark.
by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017
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Get the Dry birthmug. This morning I during the staff meeting I was late to work because I was stuck in the the bathroom "giving birth to a coppa".
by FunxFG March 2, 2020
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Do Individuals Believe Katiuska Robles Deserved To Birth A Son To Hand A Unisex Based Name Too<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.
It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
by nice bever February 3, 2024
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