Bad births

Rumor has it she is the best and sexiest mutual to exist. And I can confirm this rumor. She has done multiple feet reveals to my and many other peoples pleasure.
Bad births is the best mutual on all of TikTok
by Whytfdoihavethisapp June 18, 2021
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Sea Birth

When shitting in the open water, the beast freshly released begins its life similar to all aquatic creatures.
Holy cow Dave, that was the biggest sea birth ever! Thank God it’s a sinker and not a floater!
by 3 legged monster May 15, 2025
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genius birth

When you poop and its kind of hard to get out in the begining but then gets really easy suddenly; like one would imagine the experience of giving birth to Einstein to be (only...out of your butt).
I had to push hard in the begining but it turned out to be a genius birth.
by plastichistory June 24, 2011
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Turkish Multi-Birth

When a pregnant woman gives birth, and loves the feeling of it so much that they insist on it being forcefully shoved back inside the vagina to give birth again.
Why is your head shaped like that?
Because my mom performed a Turkish Multi-Birth!
by Dr. Tip June 02, 2024
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Dirty Birthe

When a man shits in a woman’s mouth and then the man sticks his dick in her belly button and Cums in it then sucks out the cum and spits it in her mouth
by GiveMeABjWoman May 24, 2025
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