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Beaver mullet

When the taint is extra hairy and possesses a rat tail like quality that resembles a mullet around the vulva.
Man, I went down on this chick yesterday and her beaver mullet tickled my chin.
by Jedifmoney September 23, 2016
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Beaver shift

When a beaver goes out to collect wood during the day and when the sun goes down a different beaver comes out to collect wood and take the first beavers place.
When is my beaver shift?
Is the next beaver shift soon?
by msmaddiesiegel@gmail.com September 3, 2016
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Beaver Bunker

This phenomenon occurs when the golfer is about to chip onto the green, but inadvertently chips past the green and into another bunker. This other bunker is coined the beaver bunker. If the golfer chips it into another bunker from the beaver bunker, the following bunker would still be considered the beaver bunker, but just to the second degree this time. If this cycle were to repeat itself multiple times throughout the same hole, the degree system continues to climb up the ranks.
Oh my gosh, I just can’t hit the green today. Last hole I airmailed it from the fairway and this hole I just hit it into the beaver bunker.
by JumboShrimp20 June 13, 2019
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beaver grease

It is a culmination of breast sweat that drips down to the belly button and mixes with the button lint then slides down to the crevices between the thighs and vagina and pools in the asshole then is absorbed into the underwear.
The beaver grease is so thick you could spread it onto toast.
by yuba gold July 3, 2012
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beaver tennis

the act of performing cunnilingus to two women at the same time; the head of the 'giver' turns left & right, as in a tennis game
wow! that 3-way last night was great! I played Beaver Tennis with those two girls & almost wrenched my neck!
by judah maccabee August 13, 2008
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beaver damming

I was trying to hook up with that cute guy at the bar, but Lori keeps beaver damming me.
by greenmonstahmsn.com October 21, 2013
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fried beaver

The act of Smacking a hooker over the head and gang banging her
My buddy invited me over for some fried beaver!
by Redneck Riddler September 20, 2017
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