awkward monday

The Monday after you suck your best friend off.

Its a pretty awkward Monday today,after last weekend when Megan and John hooked up, don't ya think?

by jdeeney May 13, 2008

Awkwardmobile

1. the imaginary get-away vehicle used to escape awkward conversations, usually used to help out others. the awkwardmobile is done by holding two fists in front of your body in the steering fashion, and "driving" rambunctiously and depending on the awkward level quickly away from the scene. 2. the preferred vehicle of awkwardman

friend 1: i may have just soiled myself..

friend 2: *awkward pause*

Friend 3: Quick! to the awkwardmobile! *pantomime awkward steering, leading friend 2 away from friend 1*

by shy2eyes February 6, 2009

Awkward Salmon

A move that is part of the Awkward Animal Clan, an Awkward Salmon is performed when during an awkward situation, one puts his hands in between someone's legs, slapping them back and forth like a fish in a move basically identical to lesser known Awkward Trout.

Jane(in failed attempt to produce lulz):
I think Hitler was really a woman.



Tom(to another person present, not Jane in most cases):.... *AWKWARD SALMON*

by Girl On The Internets May 10, 2009

awkward threesome

when a couple are hugging and another person joins them to form a group hug

Whenever Joe and Jill start hugging, Janice will join shouting "awkward threesome!" and kill the moment to spare everyone else.

by green_stop_sign April 7, 2010

Awkward Geoff

A person who is exceptionally socially awkward, someone who does not know how to interact with other human beings especially those of the opposite sex. Favourite phrases include 'LAD'- used too frequently in an attempt to fit in, 'NICE GUY'- said about every male even if they are a proven tool. Awkward geoff's can be found doing awkward activities such as pictionary, playing halo, walking around with his guitar and attempting to handle his drink, normally a frugal, without getting rape eyes (unsuccessfully).

Oh dear you're such a awkward geoff!

by Callyroadmouse January 20, 2011

Awkward Hug

A hug that is almost a hug, but climaxes as a cluster-fuck of random arm and body movement involving the two people.

Guy 1- Dude, Steve just saw his ex-girlfriend
Guy 2- Oh snap! I thought he said she wasn't mad at him anymore
Guy 1- She's not, she approached him
Guy 2- Did they hug?
Guy 1- No man, they AWKWARD hugged
Guy 2- Oh shit.

by ben stiller faggot 69 April 9, 2011

Awkward Turtle

In real American Sign Language. It means Platypus.

Friend making Awkward Turtle sign.
Friend who knows better: "Platypus?"

by Likitung. December 22, 2008