autocashier

An ATM but a different name.

I went to the autocashier to get some money.

by Bossyca April 28, 2016

Automatic Dishwasher

The perfect woman.

I wish I had an automatic dishwasher so I didn't have to beat mine whenever shit needed to get done.

by Radical_Feminism July 26, 2016

Autocannablazism

When you get so high you believe you are a plant smoking yourself. Similar to autocannabalism.

Johnny: "I can't believe I just did that?"
Chuck: "What did you do?"
Johnny: "I just smoked my own kind."
Chuck: "Shit, man. Autocannablazism is serious."

by DJ Snoopadelic December 2, 2016

autobahn

Das ist gut.

Willkommen, where are we ? DAS IST GUT!

OK , sunsets, das ist gut.
Sauerkraut, das ist gut.
The autobahn, wrumm wrumm, das ist gut.
Oompa music, das ist gut.
Euthanasia for the mantally feeble, das ist gut.

by SWGYArnold February 25, 2017

automat

An driverless vehicle - usually a passenger car

The Automat arrived on time and took me home.

by Salem Cat July 4, 2017

automatically

Done by itself, without human control.

You do not have to turn off my omputer. It will turn off automatically after two hours.

by Iwasinameeting July 12, 2017

automabyss

automabyss

aw’-to-muh-bis’

noun

That time and place when and where, respectively, one realizes the futility of dealing with a computerized telephone attendant which answered and irreconcilably routed his call.

Word Origin and History for automabyss
October 19, 2017

automaton + abyss

automaton
noun
1610s, from Latin automaton (Suetonius), from Greek automaton, neuter of automatos "self-acting," from autos "self" + matos "thinking, animated, willing," from PIE *mn-to-, from root *men- "to think."

abyss
noun

late 14c., earlier abime (c.1300, from a form in Old French), from Late Latin abyssus "bottomless pit," from Greek abyssos (limne) "bottomless (pool)," from a- "without" + byssos "bottom," possibly related to bathos "depth."

After Sheila, the kindly, new department manager at The Home Depot in Rome, Georgia, helped me get a free replacement commode, I called The Home Depot’s toll-free telephone number to provide my positive feedback, but its answering machine was unable to route my call to either Starr, the kindly, helpful human I had spoken to yesterday at a different toll-free telephone number at The Home Depot, instead casting me into the automabyss, when I was unable to guess what the answering machine’s programmer had contrived and where my next keypad choice would take me during the six minutes of my life that I had lost, thanks to the power of The Home Depot.

by Bit Bucket October 25, 2017