Volvo Authority

Being the safest cars on earth, and upscale too, gives authority for us, to speed through 30 mph above the limit, turn to Whole Foods without a blinker, never stop, and pretend to drive over a person , scare them, but get stopped by our passenger detection system.

Suck it BMW. Respect mah Volvo authoritah!

-New S60 drives at 70 mph on WF parking lot-

Guy on street: Ahhhhhh
-car stop s automatically-
Driver: RESPECT MAH VOLVO AUTHORITY!

by AntiochBucktownYay December 31, 2015

Christian Authorpreneurship

The development of a writing/ publishing business with an inspirational or Christian theme from the ground up — coming up with an idea centered on book writing and/or publishing with an inspirational or Christian theme and turning it into a profitable business.

Determining your ministry and higher purpose is the first step in Christian Authorpreneurship.

by Ellechor Media & Associates May 4, 2016

web authoring

Getting the entire internet and shoving it up your arse

I was gonna go out with her more but it turns out she was into web authoring.

by Pawahits June 20, 2017

tumblr author

A person who writes a lot of fanfiction and thinks that they are a professional, published author

Kathy: Yeah, my book came out last week.

Emily: Oh, really? Where can I buy it?
Jared: Nah Emily, she's a tumblr author, you can find it on fanfiction.net

by omglikeidktbh November 23, 2017

Published Author

Not you when you make a post for this site. Good luck, and good night.

"I'm a published author!" "Oh, good for you!" The published author is promptly shot!

by MorrowMorrow November 11, 2021

King Arthur

When a funny man enters a voice channel and is about to be kicked.

"King Arthur" has entered the VC.

by Dissolucid February 13, 2023

Chicago Transit Authority

The first album released by the American rock band "Chicago" or at the time "Chicago Transit Authority". The album has 4 sides and an album length of 76:32/1:16:32.

*May 2nd, 1969. 4 days after the release of Chicago Transit Authority*
Person 1 (vinyl collector): have you purchased the Chicago Transit Authority album?
Person 2 (another vinyl collector): a new album?
Person 1: yeah, they're still in stock.
Person 2: I GOTTA GET MY HANDS ON THIS BEAUTY!

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 8, 2022