Australian beef

one of two non-beef-related products:

1) McDonald's meat patties

2) my Australian cock

have you tried Australian beef?

by assbastard April 17, 2007

Australian Lumberjack

When you're doing your girlfriend, you take her arm, break it, shove it up her ass, then take a crap in her mouth and tape it shut.

Ow, I just got Australian Lumberjacked, now I need a Band-Aid

by Crotch Scrotuzzle May 19, 2011

Australian Kiss

Kissing the female vagina

No, did you really australian kiss her?

by msgrandman April 1, 2010

Australian Wanking

Slapping another person in the face with your penis. This is very similar to hobknocking, but different in the violence associated. Often used to incite duels among gentlemen.

I can't believe John was Australian Wanking on the bus. That's disgusting.

Jacobo Australian wanked onto my face, so we're meeting tonight at midnight.

by Jimyyter October 20, 2009

australian thunder kick

After you shoot your load into a girls mouth, then right before she swallows you kick her in the throat, which will cause her to choke, and she should make thunder noises as she chokes.

Dude I heard this Cady chick tried the Australian thunder kick with her dog, and she liked it

by Fitzie555556 February 12, 2014

Australian Dustpan

When you and your girlfriend have been travelling through Australia and sand and dust gets into your girls vagina so during sex you have to shake her legs to get the dust out.

I had so much dust in me, luckily Nic gave me an Australian Dustpan

by Attractiveseal February 1, 2016

proud to be australian

proud to be Australian is a little sentence used by Australians. the stupidest thing that has ever been said by anyone. why would anyone be proud to be that. you all hate your own creations: such as the company holden. you all prefer to drive ford which is true American and whats even worse is that there is a little bit of rivalry between the two countries. the hate in your hip hop scene is unbelievable. your all Australian get along! but the worse one is racism. back in the day you came here and took the land from aboriginals and then you created the stolen generation program to wipe out all the aboriginals. tell me what person has the sort of mind to even think of that. that is probably the most mental thing I have ever seen in my life. getting rid of a culture, was it because their dicks are bigger? or was because their skin was darker? then you finally stopped picking on them in the 90's. I would really hate to be an Australian. sure every country had their own fights between black and white but it didn't end in the 90's

Bazza: im so proud to be Australian, true blue aussie.

joe: why would you be proud to be one of those.
bazza: true blue mate, straya for life. why wouldn't you be proud.
joe: because you cockheads wanted to kill a whole culture.

by proud not to be australian September 14, 2013