assbenign

What you said or what you're doing makes you an asshole but not a big enough one that you won't live longer to tell about it

Dude, that shit you said was fucked up yet "assbenign"!

by Bubbs~liah February 23, 2025

ASPEN

ASKING PERMISSION TO SOMEONE AND THEY TELL YOU TO ASK SOMEONE ELSE.

THEY WILL ASPEN YOU

by VICTINE February 28, 2026

ASPEN

ASKING PERMISSION TO SOMEONE AND THEY TELL YOU TO ASK SOMEONE ELSE.

THEY WILL ASPEN YOU

by VICTINE February 28, 2026

Aspentagious

Aspentagious is an adjective to describe an outgoing and somewhat defying odds thing/idea.

Person 1: I’m going to change the world

Person 2: That’s pretty Aspentagious

by VerticalCouchLVR May 27, 2025

Aspen.mp4

beta-male who slightly favors arab men over their own partner

Hamza: “But aspen…you have a girlfriend!”
Aspen.mp4: It’s okay Hamza! You’re arab so it’s okay!”

by socrocny June 29, 2025

DJ Assper

Known for playing the Crap Crap Slide, a song that gets people crapping and became a dance craze.

You: Did you dance to the Crap Crap Slide?
Me: I sure did, DJ Assper is fucking epic.

by gregben March 10, 2022

Dirty Aspen

When you want someone to "slut you out" whilst pulling on your hair, vigorously fucking you.

Person #1: yo do you remember that girl from last night

Person #2: yeah, what happened

Person #1: I did a dirty Aspen to her

by dr. queef-queef April 4, 2023