Faceless Assassins

An organization, group, or gang of aggressive/violent teenage girls. They swear to protect their friends from boys and heartbreak. All of the girls in the gang are single. It is lead by three girls, who go by the code names of Jeb, Moko, and Olive. Their gang symbol is the three right fingers on their right hand over their left eye. Their mascot is a ninja snail.

Don't mess with these girls or their friends.

Boy 1: guys, I broke up with my girlfriend.
Boy 2: oh no.
Boy 3: you'd better watch out, the faceless assassins will be after you.

by Slim Biscuit December 19, 2013

Assassination

Oh shit, wow! Holy shit did someone just try to kill Trump!?

Hym "Shit! First a kidnapping and then an assassination attempt!? God damn! I can't fuckin believe they actually tried it! That is wild. Trump shot. A bystander dead. The assassin is ALSO dead."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Arcane Odyssey Assassin Syndicate Player

The most annoying players in the entire community

Remember to tell your local Arcane Odyssey Assassin Syndicate Player to quit the game and touch grass

by Thunder00 September 14, 2025

finesse assassin

To bribe someone of their belongings in a slayful manner

Yo i just got this laptop for free and i took his girl I'mma finesse assassin

by Jailileo November 30, 2017

snowboard assassin

Guy or girl really good at snowboarding

At the bottom of the trail we were overtaken by a snowboard assassin.

by Ninja Clan Lord June 2, 2015

surrounded by assassins

In the midst of a place or group that prohibits you from doing what you'd like to do.

Can't light a cigarette in a crowd of non-smokers, can't lie down and read at the library.

"Would love to jump your bones but we are surrounded by assassins."

by DOC JOE June 6, 2009

Satirical Joke Assassin

A satirical joke assassin is an annoying ass person who doesn't know the difference between a real thing and a joke. Because of this, they will usually comment below posts that are obviously satire and comment saying that it's not real.(It obviously wasn't it was a joke) Usually they they the sentence with "Um...Actually."

Person: Gta strippers will pop out of the game and give u h*ad irl

Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.

by Rockstarjoker June 7, 2023