survivor assassin island

when you murder someone and realise you're in a gameshow

"wow! that was quite an elimination! reminds me of survivor assassin island!"
"die"

by HarryRemixed March 19, 2023

Assassin's Nigga

Assassin's Nigga is a term for the original game 'Assassin's Creed' but for chocolate people. The Assassins bought those choco people to do their work, however, if someone betrays the brotherhood then dies.

Person: 'Hey, I heard a game called Assassin's Nigga', its pretty cool man you should play it.
Choco Man: 'Oh HELL YEA, ITS MY GAME! Ohhh wait...'

by The Big Black Daddy December 5, 2023

Assassin's syndrome

The psychological condition in which one thinks they are an elite level assassin but they are actually just a normal human being.
The syndrome usually comes with randomly pointing guns to the sky or empty windows, plotting how to murder someone, daydreaming about being an assassin, etc.

Andrew's wildest fantasy is that he jumps off one building onto a helicopter after assassinating a billionaire, but in reality he needs someone to help him with his Assassin's syndrome.

by Ackernoon August 15, 2019

Assassination

The highest honer a government can give a news reporter

It's sad Jane was found dead in an underwater cave buckled into her car with 12 bullets in her chest and her skull caved in. She truly was such a depressed person. The government said it wasn't an assassination.

by TheWyomingite November 23, 2023

JFK assassination

When a man’s head explodes, staining his partner’s designer clothes with his bodily fluid.

My designer outfit got all stained in a JFK assassination. Kinda like Jackie-O in her pink Chanel.

by TK2000 November 15, 2023

budget assassination

An assassination done on a budget, usually on a low profile target.

One difference between that guy and Kennedy is nobody would spend the kind of money they spent to off Kennedy on offing him. His death would be a budget assassination, something like a guy going to buy milk getting shot on the way to the store.

by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021

Assassinate

Oh? The truckazord looking cripple wants me dead? I wonder why... You see what's wrong with them (existentially) right? He's just like that other cripple Noah. The money and the women aren't enough for him to you have to force me to pretend I'm inferior or that they aren't crippled or it isn't any fun for him to have all the money and the women.

Hym "Good! Now is the perfect time to assassinate me, actually! I just figured out how to solve the dead-man switch problem! So, if we assume there is no afterlife, there is no way for me to find out whether or not the dead-man switch works on the bomb that I am, right? WRONG! Here's what we do: Announce my death publicly BEFORE you kill me... THEN... I'll get to see whether or not it works! Get it? Problem solved!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024