jasmine alexander

a nasty ass cheating hoe, would probably fuck her own brother but shes a kinky bitch like that pretty face but flatter then lasagna sheets

boy 1: my girls turning out to be a jasmine alexander
boy 2: damn you best let go of her asap

by niece_xoxo April 21, 2017

An Alexander Day

Referenced from the book Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. It's when you have one of those days where you just feel like crap, and things keep getting worse.

1: "Man, my girl broke up with me, my car broke down, and now I'm walking in the rain."

2: "Sounds like you're having an alexander day dude."

by Lawlzolonius September 18, 2009

hannah and alexander

The greatest couple ever

They are so cute together, they need to stay together
We love Hannah and Alexander

by Hannah and Alexander February 27, 2017

Alexander the Great

Alexander, in my opinion is a controversial figure. yes he did conquer most of the known world by age 32. but does this fact make him a great leader? or was he a materialist ruler? Due to a childhood that is believed to be 'regressed', Alexander had a deep love for himself. Thus, a simple case of narcissism allowed his mind to be preoccupied with infinite power and glory. Are these the traits of a good leader? His desire for materialism, and his socio-economic place gave him virtually all the power he wanted. He gorged in his narcissism by conquering every land he sought fit. His grandiose sense of self worth made his opinion the only opinion that mattered. anyone who stood in his way would die. Did Alexander benefit and improve his country as a whole? was Alexander after all, so great??

Alexander died at the young age of 32. The gods are said to have a way of punishing such pride.

Student 1: Hey did you see Alexander the Great?

Student 2: Naw, that movie sucks..

by redzone1 March 28, 2009

Alexander Hamilton

typical in a bukkake, the act of many men sexually relieving themselves in a girls hair to the point that it ressembles a powdered wig worn by colonial folk.

"That party was tight! That group of guys destroyed that chick with that Alexander Hamilton!"

by Smackked November 30, 2009

Angelo Alexander

Just an another loser who thinks he will do something significant some day.

Angelo Alexander - I might do it

by Aero Chord Nevve June 13, 2020

alexander's dick

Like Donald Trump ones said "it's gonna be huge" if you ever see it you will get an orgasm

I had Alexander's dick all up in my face

by Cocci December 12, 2016