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aaron

A sexy guy who's the most sweetest guy on Earth, he knows how to treat a girl. He's entertaining and usually is an emo person.
Most Aaron's have a passion for music, and are very intelligent. Athletic, intelligent, artistic, funny and romantic; basically he's the perfect guy, the guy every girl wants. (Best guy ever! - well, that's my opinion)
Mia: Oh how i heart thee Aaron
Aaron: I heart you too Mia. A.M*
by A.MSparks April 29, 2009
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Aaron Rodgers

A Quarterback for the Green Bay Packers. First to throw over 4000 yards in each of his first two seasons as starter. Doesn't make bad decisions and is the 2nd best running QB in the NFL behind, of course, Michael Vick. Aaron Rodgers was one who many thought would not be able to replace Brett Favre, but in fact has 17 Penises. It can be noted that these penises can turn into anything. ANYTHING. Lucky for your team, he doesn't turn them into dragons. DRAGONS I TELL YOU. DRAGONS!
Person A: Lets count the number of Penises in here. Let's see, 16 males and Lady Gaga. Hmmm....

Person B: Aaron Rodgers.

Pssh, Brett Favre is awesome. Wait, who replaced him? Mega-God Aaron Rodgers.
by Powerfhgj December 24, 2010
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Aaron Eckhart

An Alcoholic beverage made of 1/3rd Rum (coconut) and 2/3rd's Root Beer.

Named such because like many of the roles Aaron Eckhart plays, it seems like a nice drink but fucks you up later. Just like Aaron Eckhart often plays a role where he seems like a nice guy, but fucks you up later.
"I'm going to have myself a strong Aaron Eckhart"

"I Shouldn't have had that last Aaron Eckhart last night. I did not expect the results."

"Man, that Aaron Eckhart was just like Two-Face. Two-faced."
by Zacq October 24, 2008
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Big Dick Aaron

only man alive who's cock wrestled an anaconda and won! Who makes girls vaginas as wide as the river nile. and when goes to bed must use 3 ropes to tie that shit to his leg
an automatic kick stand
The Potsdam Giant!
yo i hear that guy fucked the shit out of the girl

yeah man thats big dick aaron
by 2ndfloorboso December 6, 2010
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aaron's zipper

consits of 142 teeth said to hold back the incredible hulk but highly unlikly becuz of his slender size
"what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?"
"what?"
"aaron's zipper"
"with his slender size that is physically imposible"
"it was funny when i told a chick"
by kkfdgnlghn January 20, 2009
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Acronymous Slang

The shortening of common sayings by using the first letter of each word, and then presenting the letters in its abbreviated form. It is frequently used in the emails, the text messages, and/or references to the rockin' bands.
I can't wait to listen to the BTO (Bachman Turner Overdrive). The TCB (Takin' Care of Business) is one of my favorite songs of all the time. If you disagree, I will LOL, my friend. DYCTDOM? (Do you catch this drift of mine?) If not, my use of the acronymous slang might be confusing you. In that case, MAMF (My apologies, my fried).
by Roadside Jesus February 23, 2008
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Aaron

The best friend in the world, you can't get anyone better! Who doesn't love him is mad!
Me: You you want to know something?
Aaron: Tell me.
Me: You're cute!
by MargotVdb February 4, 2014
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